Extremely Dumb Email That Shut Down the Entire L.A. Public School System

[lego 44,165]

I cannot believe anyone took this email seriously: “I am a devout Muslim, and was once against violence, but I have teamed up with a local jihadist cell as it is the only way I’ll be able to accomplish my massacre the correct way.”

 

Even if this message hadn’t been sent from a “cock.li” email account, it would’ve been hard to imagine it was a credible threat of violence, particularly since it conflates 4chan-style “death to the normies” rhetoric with convoluted Islamism. It looks very much like the work of a kid who really didn’t want to go to school. Read the letter, obtained by ABC 7 in Los Angeles, below:

 

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I am emailing you to inform you of the happenings on Tuesday, 12/15/15. Something big is going down. Something very big. It will make national headlines. Perhaps, even international ones. You see, my last 4 years here at one of the district high schools has been absolute hell. Pure, unmitigated, agony. The bullying, the loneliness, the rejection... it is never-ending. And for what? Just because I’m ‘different’?

No. No more. I am a devout Muslim, and was once against violence, but I have teamed up with a local jihadist cell as it is the only way I’ll be able to accomplish my massacre the correct way. I would not be able to do it alone. Me, and my 32 comrades, will die tomorrow in the name of Allah. Every school in the L.A. Unified district is being targeted. We have bombs hidden in lockers already at several schools. They are strategically placed and are meant to crumble the foundations of the very buildings that monger so much hate and discrimination. They are pressure cooker bombs, hidden in backpacks around the schools. They are loaded with 20 lbs. of gunpowder, for maximum damage. They will be detonated via Cell Phone. Not only are there bombs, but there are nerve gas agents set to go off at a specific time: during lunch hour. To top it off, my brothers in Allah and I have Kalashnikov rifles, Glock 18 Machine pistols, and multiple handheld grenades. The students at every school in the L.A. Unified district will be massacred, mercilessly. And there is nothing you can do to stop it.

If you do end up trying to, by perhaps, beefing up security, or canceling classes for the day, it won’t matter. Your security will not be able to stop us. We are an army of Allah. If you cancel classes, the bombings will take place regardless, and we will bring our guns to the streets and offices of Los Angeles, San Bernardino, Bakersfield, and San Diego.

I wish you the best luck. It is time to pray to allah, as this may be your last day."

At least now the next idiots who try this will know how to trick the adults.

http://gawker.com/heres-the-full-extremely-dumb-email-that-shut-down-the-1748402588

 

[lego 44,165]

"my brothers in Allah"

 

 

 

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[AbuHassan1992 766]

well, better safe than sorry.

these guys will definitely get locked up though 

[Guest]

I'm going to go out of my way and guess this wasn't even written by a Muslim...

[hoeslay 4,245]

Gross. F*cking gross. Probably some petty Trump-supporting Islamaphobe living in his mother's basement smelling of ejaculate and sweat.

 

BTW OP - No college campuses were shut down. I'm from LA. They "targeted" the Los Angeles Unified School District. This is a specific system in LA County that consists of Kindergarten - 12th Grade. The Cal State, UC, and all Community Colleges were still open and school was still on. It was finals week for most people. 

[AbuHassan1992 766]

1 minute ago, hoeslay said:

Gross. F*cking gross. Probably some petty Trump-supporting Islamaphobe living in his mother's basement smelling of ejaculate and sweat.

 

BTW OP - No college campuses were shut down. I'm from LA. They "targeted" the Los Angeles Unified School District. This is a specific system in LA County that consists of Kindergarten - 12th Grade. The Cal State, UC, and all Community Colleges were still open and school was still on. It was finals week for most people. 

figures

[LebaneseDude 6,146]

Bahaha

[Kabexuela 1,184]

Uhh, I'm leaving this one alone.  Bye Feleash