Drug cartel boss El Chapo puts $100 million bounty on Donald Trump's head

[Supersonic 49,376]

With the temperature outside slowly but surely dipping into winter levels, that annoying little tradition otherwise known as hindsight starts to rear its unabashedly annoying head. 2015, though we still have a little less than three months to completely upend this assessment, has given us the rise (or, in the case of these two gentlemen, the rebirth) of many a legend of pop culture, though two titans of headlines snatching reign bafflingly supreme: Donald Trump, that guy you kind of recognize from that one reality show you could never really bring yourself to watch, is still running for president. El Chapo, that guy whose life is so undeniably similar to the plot of the greatest AMC series you've never seen, is still running from those not keen on his most recent prison escape.

Combining these two highly tweetable figures, of course, results in some obvious fireworks. As previously reported, El Chapo and his family are not huge fans of Trump's laughably stupid statement on so-called immigration reform. Trump, for reasons entirely clear, has taken this disliking quite personally, even going so far as to reportedly enlist the service of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. However, such efforts apparently haven't deterred the increasingly threatening tactics of El Chapo:

Dam el chapo hates trump pic.twitter.com/V7twfqPqfz

— 6GOD (@emancobalt) October 5, 2015

Yes, according to TeleSurTV, El Chapo has increased the bounty on Trump's hair hat to a less-than-paltry $100 million. "He was mad," a predictably unnamed source tells the publication. "He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head."

Read more: https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trumps-capture-reportedly-worth-205905543.html

 

[venusian 4,686]

i would feel alot better if this happened. wow I'm ****ed up

[RAMROD 117,027]

This is getting dangerous. 

[Evan Peters 10,776]

 this is wild

[INNA 3,788]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Noah X 5,250]

If Trump steps up to presidency he's literally stepping into his deathbed. Assassination is unavoidable.

[Cupcakeboy2 131]

Good hope it happens.

[Morphine Prince 109,655]

 

 

[Goosey 3,017]

"Bring Me the Head of Donald Trumpo" teas.

 

 

If I was Trump I'd just put a larger bounty on El Chapo's head  I don't know if that's legal though. 

[JbGaga 2,261]

Maybe that tells you something about Trumps Policy's. If a d--g lord wants Trump dead then that means he's afraid that Trump will hurt his business. But anyone who supports a hit on another human here.... I don't have words for you that wont get me blocked.

[PaperIz 7,354]

That's scary stuff. I don't like him, but this is too far.

[Woolfsmck 2,763]

If Trump steps up to presidency he's literally stepping into his deathbed. Assassination is unavoidable.

Other way around.  El Chapo exists because he can bribe the Mexican officials and police. 

Openly threatening a political figure in the U.S. is pretty stupid really since no bribe will get him out of the Special Forces mess when they hunt him down. 

[Woolfsmck 2,763]

"Bring Me the Head of Donald Trumpo" teas.

 

 

If I was Trump I'd just put a larger bounty on El Chapo's head  I don't know if that's legal though. 

Doesn't need to ... Taxpayers fund the military.  Special Forces get a bead on him, and by by El Chapo, won't matter if he hides in Mexico or wherever...

[theMonster5 74]

This is all yours if you can bring Trump to El Chapo. Trump should outbid El Chapo by offering $100,000,001 for his capture, at least that's a bigger offer. LOL

 

[PrinceGaga 7,644]

That is a huuuge some of money.

I don't like the man but of course I don't wish him dead