Write The GGD Bible!

[Ronlop 6,882]

The GGD Bible

Lets say there was a bible for GGD, what would be the rules for anyone joining this cult? 

What are the sins?

 

 

 

(Don't take this too seriously. Just a joke thread ) 

 

Have fun

 

 

[inuborg 4,136]

The opening statement/first chapter/genisis: 

In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented b---hes.

Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.

And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.

And then she said, let there be homos-xuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born. 

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.

[PartySick 161,538]

The opening statement/first chapter/genisis: 

In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented b---hes.

Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.

And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.

And then she said, let there be homos-xuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born. 

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.

Oh my GOD

[Tropico 4,145]

1.) Thou shall not support Perez Hilton. 

[Luiz 4,253]

jonah gets swallowed by adele 

madonna's ark

perez = judas

 

 

[OBEY 57,109]

2) All must be thirsty gay twinks

 

[Buttga 37]

 

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born. 

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born. 

 But at the same time... 

[Angel Down 2,807]

Thou shall not be heteros-xual

[Phoenix 17,395]

• You shall not make jokes or talk trash about other popstars.

• If someone confronts you and you're out of arguments, you shall scream "racist/s-xist".

[Coop 15,354]

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

 

[T3ARS 4,132]

-Always promote online kindness

[Florian 19,982]

• You shall not make jokes or talk trash about other popstars.

• If someone confronts you and you're out of arguments, you shall scream "racist/s-xist".

"racist/s-xist" and cultural appropriation  

[SEVDALIZA 1,274]

Gaga is the only talented human being on Earth. No other is better than her in any way. You must always lick her anüs, praise her for all the things she has accomplished and also for the things she hasn't, aye, we can always pretend. You must belittle other artists in order to praise Gaga. 

If you do not follow the Bible's commands, you are very likely to go to Hell. Some people call it "being banned".

[RAMROD 110,321]

Revelation 66: 6 

"Thou shall  buy ARTPOP on iTunes for thee are my monsters!"

Revelation 66: 7-8

"My ARTPOP can mean anything, hence it can also mean any records I have released in the past and will release in the future!"

Revelation 66: 9

"Buy, and My spirit will take courage from thine!"

 

 

[PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570]

The opening statement/first chapter/genisis: 

In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented b---hes.

Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.

And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.

And then she said, let there be homos-xuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born. 

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.

I literally cackled at "metamucil" for madonna and B's used tampon for rihanna!