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Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard?


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VOLANTIS

I wanna see your Peacock Cock Cock Cock Cock :sweat:

I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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Paper Gangsta

Well 90% of nickis discography....also katy has some stupid too....

And that fox song is on another level od stupid

The Fox is stupid on purpose though. It's supposed to be funny

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Luna Lovegood

Every lyrics from that silento song...

"Now let me bop-bop"

"now watch me whip-watch me nae nae" :toofunny:

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The Fox is stupid on purpose though. It's supposed to be funny

well yeas.....but its just too try hard for me.....also there is another song by the same people thats even more stupid

I've got an "F" and a "C" and I got a "K" too And the only thing that is missing is a bitch like "U"
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"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer!"

Rhythm is a Dancer (SNAP)

I guess the desperation to find a rhyme was way too much :sharon:

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Tommy Monster

Yeezus loves my pu$$y best.

 

That´s one of the most iconic lyrics in my oppinion :laughga: so in your face, go Madonna :Jase:

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InsideOutright

"Every day I'm shufflin'."

 

"Like animals, animals, like animals-mals." Seriously? Stuttering the last syllable? Laziest lyric ever. Ruins the whole song. :wtf: 

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RepentingSinner

 

Look, describe Iggy, ground breaking what the word is
Hit the stage, yeah, shake it like I'm nervous

 

*Hit the stage, ass shaking like I'm nervous

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RepentingSinner

"She on a diet, but her cock is eating cheesecake"

She's on a diet but her *pockets* eating cheesecake

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"Like Dorothy on a yellow brick, hope my ruby shoes get us their quick"

It just sounds so clumsy which is a real shame because the rest of the lyrics are pretty solid :rip:

 

"Driving so fast, 'bout to piss on myself"

I'm not explaining that one :rip:

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alternitversion

"band aids don't fix bullet holes" is the dumbest, most poorly-written line ever. It's so faux-deep and cringeworthy. It sounds like a title of a 2004 emo song 

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RepentingSinner

"I can't feel my face when I'm with you
But I love it, but I love it, oh
I can't feel my face when I'm with you
But I love it, but I love it, oh"

I think The Weeknd had a stroke or has tumors in his brain...Those are just 2 health problems that can cause numbness in the face.
 

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