Erotica 34,921 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig.Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete. “People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me? I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.” Read more: http://trendingstylist.com/pregnant-texas-woman/ I don't know what to say if this is for real Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyliesChild 16,907 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Question: If I laughed at this, does this make me a bad person? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Empty 26,959 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Even if it's fake it's f***ed up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 she came back from minature golf and had no panties on? Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KooKoo 1,029 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Dreaming is free Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody 64,632 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 99,105 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 This is genetically impossible, you guys If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 omg they butcherd the pig and made bacon from it Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vernier 3,786 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Poor her, she'll have to birth a reincarnation of Perez Hilton Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Meanwhile, Texas governor does not want to recognize Same-Sex Marriage Clearly we have bigger problems going on, like education, 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 5,745 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Someone has been listening to Swine too much. Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderMagno 10,746 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 "Angie’s parents are supporting her claims. “Angie knows she can’t have s-x until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” Angie has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby” might look like. “I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case. " don't need more explanations Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyliesChild 16,907 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 inb4 ha baby is Penelope from that Disney movie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio 23,538 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Her family probably expects her to only have s-x after marriage and she's a dumb redneck so she made up that story so she doesn't have to go through the humiliation that could cause in her town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nino 12 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 13 posts and no bad puns about Swine? I'm disappointed in this fanbase tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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