Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Lady Gaga has taken home the top prize from the German Holstein Show in Oldenburg, making her the closest thing to a "Miss Germany" in the bovine world. "For a cow of this age she's in phenomenal form," juror Klaus-Dieter Augustin said. Gaga beat around 200 competitors from all over Germany and Luxemburg to take the coveted ribbon and be known as "Grand Champion" for the coming two years. "This is once in a lifetime," said Gaga's owner, Henrik Wille from Essen, Lower Saxony. Wille keeps Gaga in her own private box back on the farm so that she won't be injured by other cows. She – like many other prize contenders – travels with her own stylist, making backstage before the show a riot of hair trimming, shampoo foam and sweeping brushes. The four-legged beauty has been showered with prizes at recent shows, making her a shoo-in for the title among Germany's roughly 2.6 million Holstein dairy cows. She had to show off some fancy footwork while running several laps of a paddock before lining up in a row to impress the jury – and 5,000 spectators in Oldenburg's EWE Arena. But it's all in a day's work for bovine top models like Lady Gaga, whose strong legs, well-formed udders and top-notch phsyique carried her to victory. To celebrate her big day, Lady Gaga will be milked and washed before tucking into an extra portion of hay, Wille said. Source: The local Gaga is so beautiful Gaga named the prettiest cow See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Heart 4,400 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 'But it's all in a day's work for bovine top models like Lady Gaga' "GGD IS NOT FOR YOU" - Admin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 'But it's all in a day's work for bovine top models like Lady Gaga' who else but the one and only Lady Gaga See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pop 4,541 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 To celebrate her big day, Lady Gaga will be milked and washed before tucking into an extra portion of hay, Wille said. The Taylor Brigade: KNOCKOUT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 OMG that was fast See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 Guys imagine if Gaga wears a meat dress made out of her The headlines: Gaga wears Gaga meat See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominikko 355 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Guys imagine if Gaga wears a meat dress made out of her The headlines: Gaga wears Gaga meat What kind of reverse warholian experience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sad Kid 91 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "Lady Gaga will be milked and washed before tucking into an extra portion of hay, Wille said" "Wille keeps Gaga in her own private box back on the farm so that she won't be injured by other cows." I can't help but imagine the real one Credits to the guy on my avi. Love his shirt!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
faux 2,190 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Guys imagine if Gaga wears a meat dress made out of her The headlines: Gaga wears Gaga meat horrible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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