[HOAX] If u wanna have a good laugh anyways just read it.

[Supersonic 49,376]

 

Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz a popular Presidential candidate and elected Republican senator from Texas was recently embarrassed when asked to identify key components of female anatomy at a recent subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee where Cruz currently serves as Chairman.

“I don’t know how the topic came up but it escalated quickly, before you knew it someone had produced a presentation diagram of the female reproductive system.” said one attendee

It appeared as an orchestrated attack on Cruz in order to highlight his incompetence. Senator Cruz has recently been criticized for his strong, right wing positions on a number of topics from religious beliefs to gay rights and gun control.

One attendee recounted the awkward exchange

“After mumbling and making broad sweeping gestures across the entire image, he finally settled on what appeared to be a randomly selected point below the vagina near the anus.”

The committee and attending press erupted and had to be called back to order before a line of questioning further confirmed Senator Cruz’s inability to locate or identify the female clitoris.

When asked for commentary while exiting the subcommittee hall Senator Cruz responded defensively

“If you don’t think I know where the clit is you’re crazy. How could I have two kids if I didn’t know where the clitoris is? This whole thing was a stunt perpetuated by the liberal media and carried out by Democratic members of the subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee.”

Cruz did not respond to further questioning regarding the lack of the clitoris’s role in conception, fertilization and child birth.

source: http://16inchcity.com/presidential-candidate-ted-cruz-fails-to-identify-clitoris-on-female-anatomy-chart/

M-E-S-S

Edit: Story is probably a hoax. Funny nonetheless.

[Princess Die 1,864]

Stupid monkey. 

[artRaver 3,188]

His comeback made me giggle.

It's definitely possible to have children but not know where the clitoris is. Hence why he didn't know.  

[Arturo 40,746]

mess even the gays on here can do that. well I hope you can do that at least lol

[bionic 50,111]

"This whole thing was a stunt perpetuated by the liberal media and carried out by Democratic members of the subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee"

 

Is that a real quote? :toofloppy:

[Supersonic 49,376]

"This whole thing was a stunt perpetuated by the liberal media and carried out by Democratic members of the subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee"

 

Is that a real quote? :toofloppy:

​Appearently it is

[FFXSoul91 1,100]

This is unfortunately a parody news site, but I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzfails.asp

[Cas Winchester 195]

I guess he isn't as straight as he tries to perpetuate himself as.  

 

 

Jk

 

​But you never know 

 

[Supersonic 49,376]

This is unfortunately a parody news site, but I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzfails.asp

​That site is really helpful thanks.
I'll change the title.

[FATCAT 60,901]

I actually watched the commitee meeting that still is edited from. The actual chart is a crude representation of NASA's budget, and if you're looking for a good laugh, watch it. Ted Cruz acts like an idiot in front of the camera.