McDonald's Responds to Bad First Quarter With... Slam-burglar?

[Prometheus 1,494]

He will make you feel funny—one way or another

There’s a new Hamburglar in town and he’s either surprisingly attractive or totally unnerving depending on who you talk to.

According to a spokesperson for McDonald’s, the Hamburglar’s return, tied to the Sirloin Third Pound Burger, comes after an extended hiatus. He was “last seen on national television in 2002.” But you may not initially recognize him—and it’s not because his disguise has gotten any better. The revitalized Hamburglar has a human form, a thin layer of scruff and some sleek duds. He also has a family, a fact McDonald’s has already teased.

 

McDonald’s’ Vice President of U.S. Marketing Joel Yashinsky said in a statement to Mashable that this Hamburglar has “had some time to grow up a bit and has been busy raising a family in the suburbs and his look has evolved over time.”

To some that look is: “DILF.”

 

 

 

To others that look is “creepy.”

 

 

What do you think?

[Alcina Dimitrescu 1,157]

oh i remember colouring him on one of those kid napkins. Never knew his name

[Knife 7,080]

I'd sit on his face.

[Haroon 49,685]

"I don't give a **** I just want McDonald's" ✓  

[SissyFromSpace 20,884]

id let him rob me

[2007 5,291]

 

This is so stupid in all the word could mean, No shade but he seem VERY average, people hasn't even seen his face & wanna finger them selfs over him. Here you go 

[JustPokeHerFace 2,564]

he's hot but he's not going to make me go to a McDonald's anytime soon. 

[Knife 7,080]

 

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Bye. ​The hamburglar literally wants nothing to do with your moldy, dollar menu buns, sis.

 

[Prometheus 1,494]

 

Bye. ​The hamburglar literally wants nothing to do with your moldy, dollar menu buns, sis.

 

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The ****ing SHADE

[RAMROD 117,141]

Not sure if Hambuglar or Zorro 

 

I like old achool Hambugrlar cos chubby. 

[Iwontell 7,312]

Not a fan of McDonalds, sorry...there's one sandwich they make that I like (CBO), but I always feel ill after eating it, so I almost never go there.

[RAMROD 117,141]

Not a fan of McDonalds, sorry...there's one sandwich they make that I like (CBO), but I always feel ill after eating it, so I almost never go there.

I am not a fan of this opinion. 

 

[Woolfsmck 2,763]

If that dood really walked into a McDonalds, they would call the cops on him.

[ThisGuyTony 34,971]

Hawt.