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Calvin Harris finally gets to see Taylor Swift's pu$$y

Morphine Prince

by Morphine Prince
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Red

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Awwwwwww :sara: 

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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Dangerous Man

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Is that a metaphor of Taylor's white and HAIRY vajajay? :green:

 

"A little less conversation and a little more touch my body."
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Iwontell

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How long until she sees his hog...?

ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you.
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Her vagina must smell like an Anthropologie candle mixed with marshmallows and rainbows :flutter: 

 

It would feel so wrong to have s-x with it :wtf: 

 

who will love me when the night is over
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INNA

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Him and like 50 million other people.

Girl is a walking peep show.

​Shut the **** up, she can do whatever she wants and date or sleep with as many people as she wants

fragment-fragment--bul-uh...scab-uh..fragment-foot, bullet fragment foot bich!
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