Two TSA agents fired for alleged plot to grope hot men

[Spock 20,292]

CBS Denver has learned that two TSA agents at the Denver International Airport were fired in February after allegedly conspiring—on "roughly a dozen" instances—to allow one of the agents to grope the crotches of men he found attractive.

“He related that when a male he finds attractive comes to be screened by the scanning machine he will alert another TSA screener to indicate to the scanning computer that the party being screened is a female," police wrote in documents obtained by new station. "When the screener does this, the scanning machine will indicate an anomaly in the genital area and this allows (the male TSA screener) to conduct a pat-down search of that area."

Airport officials were apparently first alerted to the scheme in November of last year by an anonymous tip, but it wasn't until a supervisor observed the agents—one man and one woman—in action months later were the two fired:

"On Feb. 9 TSA security supervisor Chris Higgins watched the screening area, observing the employees. “At about 0925 he observed (the male TSA screener) appear to give a signal to another screener … (the second female screener) was responsible for the touchscreen system that controls whether or not the scanning machine alerts to gender- specific anomalies, according to a law enforcement report obtained by CBS4.

According to the report, the TSA investigator then watched a male passenger enter the scanner at DIA “and observed (the female TSA agent) press the screening button for a female. The scanner alerted to an anomaly, and Higgins observed (the male TSA screener) conduct a pat down of the passenger’s front groin and buttocks area with the palm of his hands, which is contradictory to TSA searching policy.”

The female TSA agent reportedly later confessed to the plot. No victims have come forward.

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I would do the same tbh

[Mabel 205]

IT WASN'T ME YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

[Azor Ahai 18,861]

Omg  

[Davidsonary 925]

Now that they have a vacant spot, where do I sign up for this?

[700guns 16]

Omg! Where can I join 

[Creyk 18,703]

This is kinda funny

And hey you gotta make those work hours pass by faster somehow. 

[Jed 7,716]

I hate to go out and say this but if the article was about a guy grabbing women's vaginas and butts you guys wouldn't find it as funny.

[gagzus 24,119]

lemme apply for a job there tbh  

[Serendipity 7,821]

 

 

[Pitch 204]

Omg if this was women being touched up everyone would be screaming disgust, double standards 

[Serendipity 7,821]

I hate to go out and say this but if the article was about a guy grabbing women's vaginas and butts you guys wouldn't find it as funny.

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We gays are so hypocritical

[Morphine Prince 109,768]

Ready for all the hypocrites in here to laugh and say they would do the same but if two guys did this to a woman everyone would be up in arms getting into full feminist gear. 

These guys are gross. It doesn't matter how attractive you find someone. You DO NOT touch them inappropriately. And you especially don't do it while being in a position of power where you have the authority to touch someone's body.  

[venusian 4,686]

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We gays are so hypocritical

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[Prismatic 4,789]

It's disgusting and rude regardless if a man does it to a woman or woman does it to a man. 

[JazzGa 14,654]

So if a trans- person who didn't have bottom surgery went through the scanner, they would always come up as having a "genital anomaly" and would get picked for patdowns all the time. That's sad and probably embarrassing for them. I guess they would just have to announce that they were trans- ever time they boarded a flight. :/