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"Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.

The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur s-x tapes.

Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals."

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bionic

Selfie sticks are the most embarrassing things.

Slay a bit tho Gaga. This one looks like it'd be used for something else :sis:

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Haroon

Omg I remember reading about this a while ago and at first I was like " :rip: " but then I was like "Actually it's really good". Women should know what's going on in there and know signs to look out for - but in no way does this replace a visit to the gynecologist :yes: 

Selfie sticks are the most embarrassing things.

Slay a bit tho Gaga. This one looks like it'd be used for something else :sis:

​It is inserted into the vagina :laughga: 

 

edit: WAIT this is to record orgasms :duck: Well that's rather...cheeky :shocked: 

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Caesium

If you shoved this up your ass you could give yourself a colonoscapy!

Who wants to see the insides of someones vagina though? Like how would that turn someone on :lolly: 

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Weasel

Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals."

 

​Technology these days :koons: 

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Fame Romance

Who wants to see the insides of someones vagina though? Like how would that turn someone on :lolly: 

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bionic

​It is inserted into the vagina :laughga: 

​Oh my.

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How could I misread the OP so much :giveup: I thought it was a joke about it being more subtle with taking nudes :toofloppy:

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Tropico

Of all the things to name after Gaga :air:

the ferns were cool but this isa no for me :air:

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uo111

Omg I remember reading about this a while ago and at first I was like " :rip: " but then I was like "Actually it's really good". Women should know what's going on in there and know signs to look out for - but in no way does this replace a visit to the gynecologist :yes: 

​The innocence :giveup::toofunny:

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Haroon

​The innocence :giveup::toofunny:

​Oh no no, there was actually a product released a while ago which let women see what was "up there" and it was to check for abnormalities and stuff :laughga: I thought this was a reposting of that article, but it just turns out that they released another vaginal device with Gaga's name attached, except this one's for s-xual pleasure :rip: 

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codymonster

Could you imagine someone sending video of the inside of their vagina to you? :air: 

"Do you wish you were here?" :dead: 

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