Gaga's Next Album: "You Can Dance", According to Weirdly Accurate Twitter

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I never believe these things, but I've been following a relatively accurate Gaga rumor account. This one has existed since like 2015 and they accurately predicted Gaga would have red hair at her Bowie tribute, they predicted the Perfect Illusion announcement and release, they predicted the release schedule for Joanne, they predicted when and what Witness would sound like...a year before it came out, they predicted Adele's '25" single releases correctly, they predicted Iggy pushing back DD, they predicted Justin Bieber floating at the VMAs that one year, um....they just are really good. They even predicted Gaga would have "car" aesthetics for the Joanne era and before even Perfect Illusion was announced told people that "it was fun knowing that all of the fans were wrong" about what the album would sound like. 

anyways....i just got a notification from their account and the other day they posted that the next release is "VERY RADIO GAGA" and that its like one of the best songs she ever delivered to her label and they hashtagged it #YouCAnDance. And just a bit ago they posted that "a collab is incoming" WHICH I noticed that 'Music Tea and Facts' twitter also posted. hmmmmm......idk....it just seems to be one of the more accurate "insiders" I've found. 

 

[Guest]

Okay **** u got me hyped i better leave this site before my brain explodes 

[re di tutto 924]

BS

[Enceladus 2,203]

We should make a general rumor thread where we can put all the rumors together.. it gets a bit messy with all the tea 

[BlingNotTheMusic 25,965]

I just want tea on dates. This just annoys me. 

[ZiggyZiggs 29,846]

gaga honey no wyd

[Poissonche 12,365]

Why do I get hyped every time . Like, we know these insiders are not actual insiders . The human brain is dumb 

[theahsfan 13,595]

RIP in advance, sistren. This hostile cult site hates rumour threads. 

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[ordinarynam1310 2,453]

1 minute ago, ZiggyZiggs said:

gaga honey no wyd

Not again Gaga 

[theahsfan 13,595]

1 minute ago, Poissonche said:

Why do I get hyped every time . Like, we know these insiders are not actual insiders . The human brain is dumb 

so what are they then? how are they getting this stuff right

[Snejana 974]

i'm tired of these rumours I had my fair share of meltdowns my poor gay heart needs a break 

[Jinzo 9,618]

I'm getting hyped again lmao

I never learn smh

[ChavaWM 1,802]

Every one of these starts the same "I believe this Twitter account because they knew Britney was turning 31 a year ago and they got it right"

[Irrelevant 20,273]

3 minutes ago, theahsfan said:

so what are they then? how are they getting this stuff right

they make a bunch of assumptions and the ones they get wrong they just delete