Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 WHY MUST THEY BE SO EXPENSIVE HOW DOES TAYLOR AFFORD THESE THINGS DX Yas Smacketh with a fish XD So how did that story about Yixing's peninsula end? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YCHofficial 5,293 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 WHY MUST THEY BE SO EXPENSIVE HOW DOES TAYLOR AFFORD THESE THINGS DX Yas Smacketh with a fish XD If I wasnt so lazy my room would be full of kpop albums as well tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 964 Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 HOW DOES TAYLOR AFFORD THESE THINGS DX I work two jobs Oh how much money I'd have if I didn't start buying physical albums. If I wasnt so lazy my room would be full of kpop albums as well tbh I have all my things in a bookcase. Try to keep it as minimal as possible. :haha: And all of my posters are in plastic wallets in like an art portfolio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viola 386 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So how did that story about Yixing's peninsula end? Ok So whoever wrote it forgot words and worded things weird But what I got from it was This girl was a b---h, so the hormone gods turned her into his peninsula, he had trouble doing stuff and eventually she spoke to him. It scared the **** out of him, and she told him her name and stuff. Kris over heard, and her name is his last name. So Kris thought that he liked him. Luhan went away and a female came and dressed up as him and went by Luhen, only like 2 people knew. And He had a crush on Luhen but Luhen liked someone else. The girl/His Peninsula was jealous and refused to talk to him. Eventually she talked to him when he said he missed talking to her. Kris becomes weirded out and freaks on him for liking him, and he's like I don't like you and Kris gets upset cause he thinks hes fabulous and he would and should fall for him. So the hormone gods sent the chick back to her body ,cause they felt she learned her lesson, while her and him were talking. He noticed she was gone cause his thingy stopped talking to him. So he grabs a phone book and starts looking for everybody with her name. Meanwhile Luhen is with Sehun, Sehun doesnt know its not him. When Luhen started touching on him he was like, Wait,I thought you didnt like me that way. And then he touched the downstairs and realized it was a lady. Luhen confessed she wasn't Luhan and Sehun is like when Luhan comes back I want yo ass gone. Back to him making phone calls,he finds 7 ladies to go meet him with that name. One is a crack *****, and two of them were old cougars, Luhen shows up dressed as a girl but acts like a b---h so he was like Im over this. The girl who was his thingys was outside pacing, she walked in saw him with Luhen and turned around to leave but somehow he bumped into her and spilt his drink on her and she takes off. He's out and about and he accidentally bumps into her again. She refuses to tell him his name but agrees to go on a date with him. He asked her why she ran off so fast and she said because she had to hurry and take a sh!t. He was kinda shocked at her forwardness, it reminded him of his once talking thingy. He pointed at her and I believe said Penis(The person left the word out.) And she said some sort of curse word in response(They blanked out curse words too.) So he's like I missed you and she's like I missed you too. The end If I wasnt so lazy my room would be full of kpop albums as well tbh Maybe I'll be able to get more now that I have a job I work two jobs Oh how much money I'd have if I didn't start buying physical albums. I have all my things in a bookcase. Try to keep it as minimal as possible. :haha: And all of my posters are in plastic wallets in like an art portfolio. Oh I see XD Taylor *poketh rules* What else should be added to it XD Pantsu Nugeru Mon | Have Some Bi Rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Ok So whoever wrote it forgot words and worded things weird But what I got from it was This girl was a b---h, so the hormone gods turned her into his peninsula, he had trouble doing stuff and eventually she spoke to him. It scared the **** out of him, and she told him her name and stuff. Kris over heard, and her name is his last name. So Kris thought that he liked him. Luhan went away and a female came and dressed up as him and went by Luhen, only like 2 people knew. And He had a crush on Luhen but Luhen liked someone else. The girl/His Peninsula was jealous and refused to talk to him. Eventually she talked to him when he said he missed talking to her. Kris becomes weirded out and freaks on him for liking him, and he's like I don't like you and Kris gets upset cause he thinks hes fabulous and he would and should fall for him. So the hormone gods sent the chick back to her body ,cause they felt she learned her lesson, while her and him were talking. He noticed she was gone cause his thingy stopped talking to him. So he grabs a phone book and starts looking for everybody with her name. Meanwhile Luhen is with Sehun, Sehun doesnt know its not him. When Luhen started touching on him he was like, Wait,I thought you didnt like me that way. And then he touched the downstairs and realized it was a lady. Luhen confessed she wasn't Luhan and Sehun is like when Luhan comes back I want yo ass gone. Back to him making phone calls,he finds 7 ladies to go meet him with that name. One is a crack *****, and two of them were old cougars, Luhen shows up dressed as a girl but acts like a b---h so he was like Im over this. The girl who was his thingys was outside pacing, she walked in saw him with Luhen and turned around to leave but somehow he bumped into her and spilt his drink on her and she takes off. He's out and about and he accidentally bumps into her again. She refuses to tell him his name but agrees to go on a date with him. He asked her why she ran off so fast and she said because she had to hurry and take a sh!t. He was kinda shocked at her forwardness, it reminded him of his once talking thingy. He pointed at her and I believe said Penis(The person left the word out.) And she said some sort of curse word in response(They blanked out curse words too.) So he's like I missed you and she's like I missed you too. The end Maybe I'll be able to get more now that I have a job Oh I see XD Taylor *poketh rules* What else should be added to it XD WHAT KIND OF A MESS IS THIS STORY :lmao: I swear to god KPOP fans are messed up in the head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viola 386 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 WHAT KIND OF A MESS IS THIS STORY :lmao: I swear to god KPOP fans are messed up in the head I know XD It took me a bit to comprehend what I was reading XD One part 3 exo members went to the hospital cause their privates were frozen and they fell off, and Kris tried various ways to get him to like him but he was like I don't like you like that, stop it. And Kris is like You will like me cause Im fabulous. They also compared thingy sizes and Sehun was like 4in, and Kris was 10. The other members were curious cause they heard him in his room talking to a girl,he would pretend to talk on the phone to cover up the fact that he was talkin to his penis. Pantsu Nugeru Mon | Have Some Bi Rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I know XD It took me a bit to comprehend what I was reading XD One part 3 exo members went to the hospital cause their privates were frozen and they fell off, and Kris tried various ways to get him to like him but he was like I don't like you like that, stop it. And Kris is like You will like me cause Im fabulous. They also compared thingy sizes and Sehun was like 4in, and Kris was 10. The other members were curious cause they heard him in his room talking to a girl,he would pretend to talk on the phone to cover up the fact that he was talkin to his penis. 10inches? Dear jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viola 386 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 10inches? Dear jesus. Yeah the girl while she was still his thingy was saying how he'd send a lady to the hospital with it lmao XD Pantsu Nugeru Mon | Have Some Bi Rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Yeah the girl while she was still his thingy was saying how he'd send a lady to the hospital with it lmao XD OH MY GOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 New SM debut group Red Velvet reveals MV teaser for 'Happiness'! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YCHofficial 5,293 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 New SM debut group Red Velvet reveals MV teaser for 'Happiness'! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idv1XBmVuJY My god they are amazing live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist 9,818 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Taylor sis get over here, IGAB is 4k views away from 100 million https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 964 Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Red Velvet What is this? Cake month? Like 4 MVs this month have featured cake... And now the new group is named after a cake flavour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 964 Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 What is their fan name gonna be? Cream Cheese? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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