So if Gaga Hired You As Her Manager.... [Game]

[popper 3]

Some people have way too much time on their hands, I swear. Go out. It's Friday night

Says the one online now :awkney:

[Brown Eyes 0]

Cool idea

 

From this point on (so not changing the past):

 

First, shut down LM.com and ban her from twitter/Instagram. Only Gagavisions are used to connect with fans.

Also hire a new choreographer that understands her and her limitations but still can make her performances look impressive, like Laurieann Gibson did.

Also new stylists/creative directors because the current ones are doing an awful job, she looks terrible all the time

And forget about the app, pretend it never happened, sweep it under the rug

 

DWUW: Make Gaga shoot a cheap quick but visually appealing video for DWUW with R Kelly, Christina (assuming she accepts), make a trailer poster with all three artists posing (like the Telephone poster) to build up some excitement, and release it soon after, and have youtube advertise it like crazy. If Christina doesn't want to be in a video with R Kelly, then just release two seperate videos for both versions.

 

Gypsy as the next single. re-record it so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also let someone else produce a new instrumental and replace Madeon's terrible instrumental with something else.

 

Fashion! as the next single. Same as Gypsy, make her re-record Fashion! so that the vocals are more 'pop' and not have the very offputting cheesy 'broadway' vocals the album version has. Also change the lyric "slay!" to something else, less cringe inducing (using stan lingo in a song, seriously?)

 

Dope as the next single. Make her re-record a clean version Dope with PLEASANT vocals that aren't instantly offputting (think Rihanna's "Stay" or even "Brown Eyes") because the current vocals are just unacceptable , and release it as a single, with a video

 

G.U.Y. as the next single, let Zedd remix the instrumental to fit in more with radio, the production (the synth) in the verses already sound a bit dated and straight out of 2011-2012. Cut out the intro for radio edit obviously

 

Then get her on any feature she can get, that sounds like an undeniable hit. It could be a collab with a DJ or a rapper or with another singer. It would be included on the re-release.

 

Lead single of ARTPOP Act 2 is next.

 

Then ARTPOP Act 2 (both as a re-release of the original ARTPOP and as a seperate EP) are released. A new sound, away with DJWS, Madeon, and Zedd, Act 2's songs would be produced by actual pop producers/musicians again, just no more DJs, and the songs will all have good non-cringe worthy lyrics and good non off-putting vocals. It would have 8-9 new songs, including the previously mentioned feature, and the lead single. The re-release would also have the new versions of G.U.Y., Dope, Fashion!, Gypsy, instead of the originals, and the Christina Aguilera remix of DWUW as a bonus track. The seperate EP would be digital only. The iTunes releases would also include all the videos of the era so far.

 

Second single of Act 2.

Third single of Act 2.

 

[THC 0]

Here's what I would've done:

 

- Release Aura as the 1st single (even tho it leaked) and premiered it at the VMA's + the video would've been the Telephone + Paparazzi continuation.

 

- Mid/Late October: release of Venus as the 2nd single with a killer video + performance at the AMA's and EMA's.

 

- Late January/mid February: release G.U.Y as 3rd single + debute it at the Grammys.

 

- Late May: release of Gypsy or Fashion! as 4th single for a summer hit + to kick off the tour.

 

- September: Sexxx Dreams as the 5th and closing single + performance at the VMA's.

 

It would be SO perfect     

[Donatello 129]

-Note: Gaga doesn't do any other performances of DWUW.  I'm not a fan of a bunch of "ok" performances.  I'm only here for a few playful performances like the 2013 AMAs or the 2009 VMAs.

 

Finally someone who speaks my language 

[THC 0]

You're on a forum with us right now. You should go out, too. Stop.

   

[Computer 10,973]

 

The Second Single & Album: Venus

-Gaga releases Venus as the second single on November 4th. NO PROMO SINGLES.

 

[Essence 235]

Some people have way too much time on their hands, I swear. Go out. It's Friday night

I know you think you're funny but you're here too aren't you? Grow up. Not a good way to start your GGD presence.

[Donatello 129]

A new sound, away with DJWS, Madeon, and Zedd, Act 2's songs would be produced by actual pop producers/musicians again.

 

I pray for the day.

[Alcina Dimitrescu 1,156]

Right now? See what can be salvaged from DWUW and start preparing for the next single. If she wants Venus, then it may be Venus. If she wants a 15 min video, ok but it would only be avaliable by buying a "Venus bundle" on itunes/amazon. For vevo and tv a shortened version.

[UrethraFranklin 434]

Is this AuraBurqaSwag's new account? Back from the dead I see.

[Poker 3,713]

Some people have way too much time on their hands, I swear. Go out. It's Friday night

Then what are you doing here

 

 

I agree with the OP. But I would have left Donatella out and include Fashion/Swine.

[Scarlet Witch 1,641]

1. Fix an overarching theme to the entire album instead of the 'my ARTPOP could be anything'

2. Vet through songs and cut out JnD, add interludes to the album like a true wholesome project

3. Rename ARTPOP to Venus or GAGA

4. Release viral snippets of the interludes

5. Release Monster Vision 

6. Release the first single in the form of a music puzzle to be solved in 5 days

7. First single released, Applause 2 days before Roar

8. Lyrics video on the day of Roar release

9. Music Video premiere on GMA

10. Cut out "Lady Gaga Is Over' teaser video

11. Release a proper trailer with some music interludes from the album

12. Release tracklist same way as what she did, but with Xtina for DWUW instead of R Kelly, and Yung Repunxel with Azealia Banks

13. Annouce album release party

14. Single #2 annoucement

15. Announce ARTPOP Film (a la Tropico) with 3 non-single songs released Feb 2014 (Aura, Mary Jane Holland, Donatella)

16. Album release party

17. Album release 1 day later

18. Payola for single #2 al a CaPAYtol 

19. Single #2 lyric video + teaser trailer

20. Single #2 music video

21. Tour announcement 

[GypsyPrince 237]

Well first off, I wouldn't let her release the app until she gets GAGATV and the music thing up and running, bc that's the only thing the fans care about.

 

I wouldn't have announced VOLANTIS until, as with the app, I get things up and running. I wouldn't want to hype it up and then disappoint with a semi-working prototype.

 

I would've made her worn the Bubble Dress 2.0 to the VMAs / AMAs, not outside some random London street after Swinefest where barely anybody noticed. 

 

I would've made her worn the Cyphrus dress (the living dress debuted at artRave) at another award show, instead of just displaying it at artRave where, again, barely anybody noticed.

 

I wouldn't have made her perform so many songs during Swinefest. While it was incredibly nice for fans to get nice music at that point after the long draught, it weakened the first-time album experience. If need be, I'd have gotten her to perform medleys / songs written for ARTPOP, but not on the actual album.

 

I would've gone ahead with the plan for Venus to be 2nd single because that'll earn her a million VMAs + Grammys. 

 

And last but not least, I'd not have been a prick like Troy Carter. 

[RAMROD 109,549]

I wouldn't. I'll refuse the offer on the spot,

cos she seems a nightmare to work with tbh.

 

 

I choose to be a fan. And not beyond. 

I don't need to know her personally in that level.

[Cas Winchester 195]

Keep Venus as the second single and all would be right again.