lazygaga 60 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 The Hunger Games are real. It is now tradition that each year, the president will pardon one turkey from becoming Thanksgiving dinner. So far, 23 turkeys have been pardoned by POTUSes over the year. Last year, the turkey that President Obama pardoned was named Cobbler. But this year, the White House is doing something different: They're asking you to vote on which tribute turkey should be pardoned. And which should be murdered. For all of our amusement. Just kiddingâ€â€that would be heartless (even if we are voting to save one turkey while we feast on million others). The White House explains, "Both turkeys will be pardoned, but only the American people will decide which bird takes the title." But you're still a Capitol citizen, so adjust your wig and tell these turkeys, "May the odds be ever in your favor." Now decide: Are you #TeamCaramel or #TeamPopcorn? Here are their stats: Caramel is almost five months old, weighs in at 38 pounds and stands two feet tall. His favorite food is soybeans and he's a self-proclaimed Little Monster (apparently his favorite song is "Bad Romance"). He has a "quick, clear and frequent" gobble. On the other hand, Popcorn is the same age, but he is a little shorter and lighter (he's 1' 11" tall and 37 pounds). Popcorn loves corn, "Halo" by Beyoncé and has a "more garbled, longer notes" gobble. As of publishing time, Popcorn has more votes on Facebook. But who knows how this will end? Caramel and Popcorn might pretend to fall in love and threaten to stuff themselves and Obama will end up pardoning them both. What even... happy thanksgiving! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
htrllllsem 14 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Popcorn slayingggg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3q425253qwewq 3 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 :turkga: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Goulding 8 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Popcorn is much better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Monster 0 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 :turkga: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Angel 128 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Prince 105,674 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Caramel needs to win lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PdogtheDaibutsu 717 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I'd prefer both are pardoned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitch 204 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 go caramel lol LADY GAGA/madonna/katy perry/little mix/ariana grande/selena gomez/britney spears/taylor swift Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora 162 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 That BTW alienation still impacting the GP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garnite 8 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 this is really sad :( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,943 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 :haha: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memo 176 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Suzanne Collins impact Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo 4,291 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Maybe they can compromise on "Telephone". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Five Ten 70 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 this is really sad :( They both get pardoned. But millions more die anyway so.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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