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It is happening. I need someone to hold me. This is what I imagine childbirth to be like...

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Here are eight ways to prepare for impending popocalypse.

1. Stand under a doorframe. Make sure the freaks are on the outside and that you’ve locked the ****ing doors.

2. Listen to ‘Bad Romance’ a bit, that’s a nice song isn’t it.

3. Pull together food from the fridge – bacon, sausages, literally anything that will keep you warm.

4. In case of drought, fill your bath with Pop Water.

5. If hyperventilating, lie on the floor and go “HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYâ€.

6. During the POP EMERGENCY, phone networks may go down. If you are out in a club and you’re sipping that bub, head home.

7. During a POP EMERGENCY it is natural among any social group for leaders to emerge. Follow the advice of your nearest pop scholar, or failing that anyone who has been making music for ten years. Trust them and only them!

8. The sound of a POP EMERGENCY may be loud and unpleasant. Cover your ears only with high quality ear protectors. NOT LAPTOP SPEAKERS.

Good luck!

Source: http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/preparing-for-a-pop-emergency-8-step-guide/118339/#ixzz2blvxopjn
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Poor Katy. 

 

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake your ground

 

She better be ready to be held down again, be covered in dust, be quiet, deaf, and shake no ground. 

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samuelx

JESUS TAKE THE FUCNING WHEEL

I CAN'T HOLD ON ANYMORE

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Here are eight ways to prepare for impending popocalypse.

1. Stand under a doorframe. Make sure the freaks are on the outside and that you’ve locked the ****ing doors.

2. Listen to ‘Bad Romance’ a bit, that’s a nice song isn’t it.

3. Pull together food from the fridge – bacon, sausages, literally anything that will keep you warm.

4. In case of drought, fill your bath with Pop Water.

5. If hyperventilating, lie on the floor and go “HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYâ€.

6. During the POP EMERGENCY, phone networks may go down. If you are out in a club and you’re sipping that bub, head home.

7. During a POP EMERGENCY it is natural among any social group for leaders to emerge. Follow the advice of your nearest pop scholar, or failing that anyone who has been making music for ten years. Trust them and only them!

8. The sound of a POP EMERGENCY may be loud and unpleasant. Cover your ears only with high quality ear protectors. NOT LAPTOP SPEAKERS.

Good luck!

Source: http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/preparing-for-a-pop-emergency-8-step-guide/118339/#ixzz2blvxopjn

Follow us: @Popjustice on Twitter | popjustice on Facebook

Hahaha love it!

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bionic

That's what she gets for copying someone else's song... not sorry hahaha

 

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gaga got punished for born this way

now katy is punished for brave

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