Lux Zappa 0 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I have a feeling Ill get banned for this... but Im posting it anyway... My boyfriend has been screaming the theme song to "Charles in Charge" in the shower the last few days and I HATE that show and theme song. So I've been yelling this obscene things into his face every morning when my alarm goes off to Venus. So here they are "Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your leader your leader, your leader Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your Penis Your penis, your penis. When you rub me I cry just a little a inside I wonder if this is precum, is this precum You are out of this world, galaxy space and time I wonder if this could be dong Is this your dooooooooooooong? I wonder if this is your shlong, is this your doooooooong?" In Venus Instead of Venus I heard penis Babe, this ones for you <3 <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Zappa 0 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Have a feeling Ill get banned for posting this... but here goes. My boyfriend has been screaming the theme song to "Charles in Charge" in the shower the last few days and I HATE that show and theme song. So I've been yelling this obscene things into his face every morning when my alarm goes off to Venus. So here they are "Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your leader your leader, your leader Take me to your planet Take me to your planet Take me to your Penis Your penis, your penis. When you rub me I cry just a little a inside I wonder if this is precum, is this precum You are out of this world, galaxy space and time I wonder if this could be dong Is this your dooooooooooooong? I wonder if this is your shlong, is this your doooooooong?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiltedbliss 915 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 "I've got nowhere to go, want the power to leave you, I'm aiming for full control of this love" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
llbcherry 591 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I heard.. "Russian hookers, empty chair." And wait. It's not "if you've surveyed the way we've acted." ?? This thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
homomo 23,182 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Donatella: "I flop over and drink champagne" 0110100001100101011011000110110001101111 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivingtonrebels 245 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 MANiCURE: "I can see the way you kill that man is a goner" SEXX DREAMS: "You could turn to stone or the color of, been petrified by a woman. Love as I am when I lay with you, I thinka him" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
053Timo 1,573 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Donatella: She smokes Marlboro reds and drinks champagne (I hear Marlboro Lights) Mary Jane Holland: Russian hookers and cheap gin (I hear and cheap sin) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice 3 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 In Venus Instead of Venus I heard penis Tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatello 112 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 In Aura, I used to hear 'you are to pity me darlin' always one way to rage'. In Sexxx Dreams, 'help me hell' and instead of 'tomorrow I run into you', 'tomorrow I'm not that into you' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch XCX 973 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I always hear "I finger him I finger him" in s-xxx dreams :rip: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBEY 57,107 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 "i love the day" (all of the day) "meet me bella" (Mi-Mi Bella) "i smoke malboro lights" (i smoke malboro reds) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vespertine 3 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Aura: You're always beating me cause I'm only woman of love Venus: Worshipping a land a gift from the planet in the planet, in the plantains GUY: Please eat beets Sexxx Dreams: I love your squirrel Jewels n Drugs: Honor your pancake MANiCURE: Fill me, cause I'm addicted to blood DWUY: I could be the cream in your butt + ur the melon I'm Vice President ARTPOP: I've beheaded b---hes for public flights Swine: Love to warm her ass in the freezer Applause: Please buy me a Grammy (A-R-T-P-O-P) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth 450 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 In DWUW "you're the melon, I'm the president" or "you're he mailman, I'm the president" instead of "Marilyn I'm the president" In MJH "Russian hookers and cheap/deep sin" rather than "cheap gin". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,589 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 ****star, Lipstick on... - MANiCURE :toofloppy: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crybrowz 3,161 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 "Watch me by the pool/tomorrow when I'm not into you" instead of "Watch me act a fool/tomorrow when I run into you" from Sex Dreams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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