Bradley 60,456 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 (edited) It’s Jenny from the jail block. A Minnesota woman has gone viral online for her shoplifting arrest mugshot, which bears an uncanny resemblance to chart-topper Jennifer Lopez. Cyrena Anne Quast, 35, was arrested on Aug. 30 after she was accused of stealing two double packs of power tool batteries worth around $580 from a store in Monticello, according to a criminal complaint obtained by The Watch MN. Quast reportedly admitted to swiping the battery packs and was booked on a gross misdemeanor theft charge, online arrest listings show. But her alleged sticky fingers isn’t what’s being talked about. Quast’s striking resemblance to the 57-year-old international superstar in her mugshot taken by the Wright County Sheriff’s Office has drawn massive attention online. https://nypost.com/2026/09/16/us-news/minnesota-shoplifters-mugshot-goes-viral-for-striking-resemblance-to-jennifer-lopez/ Edited September 18 by Bradley 19 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
onTheBrink 1,806 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 She's been telling us she's real this whole time. Little did we know she was shoplifting on the side you missed a bit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EART HL I NG 1,601 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Well her love don't cost a thing Because she nicked it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 18,918 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Jlo without epione damn. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 60,456 Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 JLo never goes viral for the right reasons 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagzus 25,459 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Jenny from the GAP 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 31,078 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Mi gente ladrona hi 21 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 53,162 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Nice cover story to cover up her struggle with shop lifting. Thats clearly her Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murakami27 8,986 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Waiting For Tonight (to get bailed) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,904 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 From stealing Mariah Carey's songs to stealing clothes, what a has been kween tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeEnigma 1,837 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duella Dvil 12,150 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 (edited) Ham n cheese on a roll Orange drink? Iykyk Edited September 18 by Duella Dvil www.instagram.com/theduella666 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombat 470 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 holy **** this is cracking me up I've become a notorious being Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherry Blues 614 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 1 hour ago, onTheBrink said: She's been telling us she's real this whole time. Little did we know she was shoplifting on the side 😅 Nobody believed her - she was authentic all the time, Jenny from the Bronx 🩷 Lovers kiss in a garden made of thorns, traces of lonely words... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG10 14,173 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 they are actually related Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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