TMZ reports Gaga’s baby is named Rose Bean Polansky

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4 hours ago, gagacabana said:

I hope you guys realize that gender/sexuality are socially constructed and cisheteronormativity, by default, is inappropriate and weird because no one is born a girl or a boy 

I hope you realize the baby is a human being with their own agency. Maybe leave it to them to decide whether or not they would like their gender/sexual identity to become a subject of public discussion.

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6 minutes ago, gagzus said:

It’s physically impossible for her to have been pregnant when they’ve confirmed the baby was born on June 9th, we know that for a fact because 3 weeks before she was gaunt, corseted and promoting Mayhem Requiem. And since their names are on the birth certificate, that means it’s through surrogacy and not adoption.

ok great you brought that up cause I went back to watch all the requiem show a few days ago and i'm known to be delulu so bare with me 
 

I always found it very strange she was so covered up on mayhem requiem show, and it's not only that, even the shots, she's always behind something, and even on straight shots the lighting is awful, and again, she's wearing baggy clothes for most of the show.

with a few lighting tricks they could have fooled everyone, and yeah the promo shots it's impossible but they could have edited that easily. 

and there's nothing wrong with surrogacy, dont get me wrong, i just dont want to jump to conclusions.

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total mayhem was totally a real thing that got scrapped because TDD did badly 

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8 hours ago, CautiousLurker said:

Is it too early to start placing bets whether her kid will be gay and/or trans 

Yeah and this will absolutely be against the rules we make in regards to discussing Gaga's kid(s).

We'll show support and kindness regardless of their gender and orientation but speculating about those things about anyone is weird and inappropriate, much more so when it's a kid tbh.

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13 minutes ago, lastpopicon said:

ok great you brought that up cause I went back to watch all the requiem show a few days ago and i'm known to be delulu so bare with me 
 

I always found it very strange she was so covered up on mayhem requiem show, and it's not only that, even the shots, she's always behind something, and even on straight shots the lighting is awful, and again, she's wearing baggy clothes for most of the show.

with a few lighting tricks they could have fooled everyone, and yeah the promo shots it's impossible but they could have edited that easily. 

and there's nothing wrong with surrogacy, dont get me wrong, i just dont want to jump to conclusions.

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total mayhem was totally a real thing that got scrapped because TDD did badly 

Mayhem Requiem was recorded in January and premiered in May, she wore corsets and everything for it. She only wears one oversized outfit and it’s in the first segment. The blocking/shooting for it is because she never really faces the audience and there’s a full set they have to navigate.

This was her exactly 3 weeks before the baby was born, she would’ve been 8 months pregnant atp. Which is anatomically impossible. Plus you wouldn’t wear a corset when you’re pregnant it can damage the baby.

And as I said; legally when you go through surrogacy now the name on the birth certificate is the parents whom needs the surrogacy not the birth parents. If she adopted, even from birth, the birth certificate would still have the real birth mother on. Which means the baby wouldn’t have the surname Polansky UNTIL she adopted it. Meaning TMZ wouldn’t have been able to get the birth certificate because they wouldn’t know from name alone it was Gaga’s child.

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4 minutes ago, PartySick said:

Yeah and this will absolutely be against the rules we make in regards to discussing Gaga's kid(s).

We'll show support and kindness regardless of their gender and orientation but speculating about those things about anyone is weird and inappropriate, much more so when it's a kid tbh.

May I suggest we also don’t post images of the baby unless we’re sharing images Gaga shares herself too. Like if there’s a pap pic that’s unblurred and shows the baby fully visible. 

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Just now, gagzus said:

May I suggest we also don’t post images of the baby unless we’re sharing images Gaga shares herself too. Like if there’s a pap pic that’s unblurred and shows the baby fully visible. 

That's a good idea tbh. Always room for suggestions.

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Bean?

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7 minutes ago, gagzus said:

Mayhem Requiem was recorded in January and premiered in May, she wore corsets and everything for it. She only wears one oversized outfit and it’s in the first segment. The blocking/shooting for it is because she never really faces the audience and there’s a full set they have to navigate.

This was her exactly 3 weeks before the baby was born, she would’ve been 8 months pregnant atp. Which is anatomically impossible. Plus you wouldn’t wear a corset when you’re pregnant it can damage the baby.

And as I said; legally when you go through surrogacy now the name on the birth certificate is the parents whom needs the surrogacy not the birth parents. If she adopted, even from birth, the birth certificate would still have the real birth mother on. Which means the baby wouldn’t have the surname Polansky UNTIL she adopted it. Meaning TMZ wouldn’t have been able to get the birth certificate because they wouldn’t know from name alone it was Gaga’s child.

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but total mayhem was totally a real thing. 

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This is beautiful 

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9 hours ago, nATAH said:

my god i am so glad she went with a relatively normal name

i can't stand those silly celeb names like what grimes did

I had a fully adult woman working for me named M3ya once and I was like "oh we BEEN on this bs". 

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Love Rose. What do y'all think Bean means?

 

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8 hours ago, gagacabana said:

I hope you guys realize that gender/sexuality are socially constructed and cisheteronormativity, by default, is inappropriate and weird because no one is born a girl or a boy 

I'm left but I ain't this left 

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BEAN? No surely not 

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5 hours ago, SlowLoris said:

Bean?

 

2 hours ago, Helxig said:

Love Rose. What do y'all think Bean means?

 

 

41 minutes ago, nath4gaga2 said:

BEAN? No surely not 

in reference to Carl Bean

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5 hours ago, lastpopicon said:

 i admit defeat 

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but total mayhem was totally a real thing. 

She did release Total Mayhem with he surprise baby