Your childhood misheard lyrics?

[zevthepaparazzo 2,483]

various examples

hanging out the passenger's side on the left hand side

you will have no time for breathing

fcucking in the moonlight, lovemaking in the park

like a silicone walrus

mummy makes ze verlt go ahrownd

thicker and a ray of laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bonus: i convinced my cousin once that the lyric was "what have you done for me lacey?"

Edited 6 hours ago by zevthepaparazzo

[Defmix100 7,115]

Bad Romance for years I thought was
"I want your love and all your love is revenge"

Rihanna Rude Boy
I thought it was "f**k the love" but it's "buckle up"

Edited 5 hours ago by Defmix100
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[spookytanooki 1,985]

You Oughta Know by Alanis, I used to hear "Its not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"

Didn't realize it "cross I bear" until I was in my 20s

 

Also Waterfalls by TLC, I always heard "Dont go Jason Waterfall"

Edited 5 hours ago by spookytanooki

[TimotheeChalamet 6,993]

The bridge in Love Game:

That's the real passin', always starts the same with a boy and a girl and a hot and a game

Also in Venus by Bananarama, that was used in a yogurt commercial when I was a child:

I’m a finesse, I'm a fayette (???)

Edited 4 hours ago by TimotheeChalamet

[TimotheeChalamet 6,993]

6 hours ago, River said:

For example Chic - Le Freak

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica!!" instead of "ahhhh freak out" - for me it was a song that idolized Africa 

Me too

[HotLikeMexico 6,658]

“When did you get all ass-tified” in Dance the Pain Away by Haute and Freddy. It’s really

 

”when did you get out last to find…” or some **** like that. 

[27monster27 15,949]

I was one of the worst kids when it came to this. I, dead ass no joke, heard "Hillary blind" instead of "Can't read my" in Poker Face. I thought it was something political about the 2008 election. 😭

[Decodekid 30,869]

Literally all of Gaga's discography was misheard in my head until I fully learned English 

[Murakami27 8,611]

WHEN I GROW UP

I WANNA BE A STAR I WANNA BE IN MOVIES

DRIVES NICE CARS I WANNA HAVE BOOBIES

 

[Decodekid 30,869]

WII be so fan testicle 

Russia, UK, Paris, I'm Italian, nation combined ! 

That is the point I gotta choose, nothing to loose 

 

[RochesterJoannster 4,114]

4 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

fcucking in the moonlight, lovemaking in the park

Summer Night City! I always knew there was no way they’d be saying that but it does sound like it. 
 

In Born This Way I used to think she was saying “I’m here to find my way, cuz God makes no mistakes…”

Just a minor one but in A-Yo I used to think she said “Faster than you can try to Cheat it” instead of “Hate it”, and I liked that more lol. 

[Discostick525 34]

My favorite misheard lyrics that I sang for years was always in Come Clean by Hilary Duff. 

I thought it was…

“Let the rain fall down and wet my dreams”

 

 

[Ilia Malinin 3,014]

"we're going down, down INNAEELEARON" (sugar, we're goin' down)

"how'd i turn mustard inside out?"  (just dance)

Edited 2 hours ago by Ilia Malinin

[Jackaroo 2,731]

SAVE YOUR TITS FOR ANOTHER D!CK 

I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, LIKE IM A HOT PIE 

STARBUCKS LOVERS 

Edited 1 hour ago by Jackaroo

[Defmix100 7,115]

German side your love