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1 hour ago, bxr said:

Joanne (quite literally, the eponymous origin middle)

literal and metaphorical and complete and absolutely! 

I don't believe in the glorification of murder, I do believe in the empowerment of women
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MountainMonster

This is scientific and definitive. Based on aggregated patterns across fan rankings, critic lists, and streaming popularity and commonly skipped songs. I expect no tom-foolery and pure agreement that most of you are tasteless. If you’d like the scientific data on the worst songs, I can help you with that - but you ain’t ready for that, gurls.  

Core “Median Cluster”

“Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”

“Beautiful, Dirty, Rich”

“The Fame”

“Fashion!”

“Donatella”

“MANiCURE”

“Americano”

“Hey Girl” (feat. Florence Welch)

“Free Woman”

“1000 Doves”

 

 Slightly Above-Mid (but still close to median)

“G.U.Y.”

“Aura”

“John Wayne”

“Replay”

“Alice”

 

Slightly Below-Mid

“Jewels N’ Drugs”

“Christmas Tree”

“Fashion of His Love”

“Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)”

 

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1 minute ago, MountainMonster said:

This is scientific and definitive. Based on aggregated patterns across fan rankings, critic lists, and streaming popularity and commonly skipped songs. I expect no tom-foolery and pure agreement that most of you are tasteless. If you’d like the scientific data on the worst songs, I can help you with that - but you ain’t ready for that, gurls.  

Core “Median Cluster”

“Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”

“Beautiful, Dirty, Rich”

“The Fame”

“Fashion!”

“Donatella”

“MANiCURE”

“Americano”

“Hey Girl” (feat. Florence Welch)

“Free Woman”

“1000 Doves”

 

 Slightly Above-Mid (but still close to median)

“G.U.Y.”

“Aura”

“John Wayne”

“Replay”

“Alice”

 

Slightly Below-Mid

“Jewels N’ Drugs”

“Christmas Tree”

“Fashion of His Love”

“Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)”

 

I feel guilty for Americano :koons:

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8 minutes ago, MountainMonster said:

This is scientific and definitive. Based on aggregated patterns across fan rankings, critic lists, and streaming popularity and commonly skipped songs. I expect no tom-foolery and pure agreement that most of you are tasteless. If you’d like the scientific data on the worst songs, I can help you with that - but you ain’t ready for that, gurls.  

Observational Expectation: No Tom-Foolery

Audience Stipulation: Consensus Tastelessness

Methodological Approach:

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The sounds … of science :huntyga:

 

The list does feel like it has an underlying algorithmic sensibility to it, though

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37 minutes ago, MountainMonster said:

This is scientific and definitive. Based on aggregated patterns across fan rankings, critic lists, and streaming popularity and commonly skipped songs. I expect no tom-foolery and pure agreement that most of you are tasteless. If you’d like the scientific data on the worst songs, I can help you with that - but you ain’t ready for that, gurls.  

Core “Median Cluster”

“Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”

“Beautiful, Dirty, Rich”

“The Fame”

“Fashion!”

“Donatella”

“MANiCURE”

“Americano”

“Hey Girl” (feat. Florence Welch)

“Free Woman”

“1000 Doves”

 

 Slightly Above-Mid (but still close to median)

“G.U.Y.”

“Aura”

“John Wayne”

“Replay”

“Alice”

 

Slightly Below-Mid

“Jewels N’ Drugs”

“Christmas Tree”

“Fashion of His Love”

“Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)”

 

meryl streep you have no style or sense of fashion GIF

I don't believe in the glorification of murder, I do believe in the empowerment of women
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8 hours ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said:

y'all are tasteless :neyde:

The obvious outcome to the question posed. And yes, I agree so hard with you on so many of these. :bradley: I agree with @Ivy, as Gaga fans we're so spoiled we forget what "mid" truly is.

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