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Dr. Oz on Trump: "He thinks soda kills cancer cells"


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Trump's Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services Administrator was on a podcast with his boss' son, Donald Trump Jr., when the topic shifted to the convicted felon's love for Fanta. As Oz tells it, Trump argues diet soda is good for him because if the carbonated drink kills grass, it must kill cancer cells too.
"It's fresh squeezed, so how bad can it be for you?"

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Ladle Ghoulash

“It’s fresh-squeezed” is killing me 😭 Also the idea of a liquid killing grass being a litmus test for it killing cancer cells? Let’s just say the gals into water sports would be THRILLED if that were true 

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1 hour ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

“It’s fresh-squeezed” is killing me 😭 Also the idea of a liquid killing grass being a litmus test for it killing cancer cells? Let’s just say the gals into water sports would be THRILLED if that were true 

I've never had cancer so maybe he has a point 

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River
33 minutes ago, ALGAYDO said:

Genuinely don’t understand how he’s still alive 

he's a robot

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So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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palma

If he thinks he can walk his way out of floppedT republican khia asylum by ridiculing Trump he's mistaken :oohrightthereyeah:

But drag her :fan:

Is there some reason my LG7 isn't here? Has she died or something?
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Economy

"I know a lot of guys pushing 80"

 

What kind of proof. Also since when is 80 so impressive in this day and age anyway? Especially rich folks like him that have access to the absolute best healthcare available :toofunny:

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TheSine

LOL? Why does the logic kind of make sense though? Might be onto something I can't lie.

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Brazilwood

Someone should tell him sodium hypochlorite kills grass faster and better 

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