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Uganda's Chief of Defence Forces, Muhoozi Kainerugaba, who is also the son of President Yoweri Museveni, has demanded $1 billion from Turkey and the "most beautiful woman in the country" as his wife. 

Kainerugaba claimed that Uganda's contribution to regional security efforts had gone unrecognised and that financial compensation was due. 

He has also threatened to cut diplomatic ties with Turkey and close its embassy in Kampala within 30 days if his demands are not met. 

He also made a separate controversial remark, asking Turkey to hand over "the most beautiful woman in the country," saying he would marry her.

Source: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/give-1-billion-most-beautiful-woman-as-wife-uganda-army-chief-to-turkey-11346435l

Turkish Insta baddies are not safe rn. :ororomunroe:

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PartySick

Uganda be kiddin' me

 

 

 

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Whimsical bitch
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calmar
18 minutes ago, PartySick said:

Uganda be kiddin' me

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I've not heard a joke this bad since I got a lump of moussaka stuck in my throat!

....tough crowd, huh

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palma

I can’t believe this random dude wants to marry me :madge:

Is there some reason my LG7 isn't here? Has she died or something?
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37 minutes ago, Lord Mayhem said:

Women being sold like a car in 2026 is wild..Confused Steve Brule GIF by MOODMAN

You don't understand. :ororomunroe:

He expects the woman AND the money. :ororomunroe:

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Honestly I'm at the point where I wanna get stuck on an island after like a shipwreck or plane crash and NEVER read any news again, what the **** is with these men on leading positions?! :ladyhaha:  idk someone Noah this planet and get women to safety and wash the planet from all this toxic masculinity.

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Uganda nooo!!!! Lmfao we do NOT claim him!
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Am I missing something geopolitically? Tf does Uganda have to do with Turkey? They’re nowhere near each other

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1 hour ago, SpadesToStart said:

Am I missing something geopolitically? Tf does Uganda have to do with Turkey? They’re nowhere near each other

Both Uganda and Turkey are militarily and politically involved in Somalia: Uganda as a local African nation, Turkey as the claimed succesor of the Ottoman Empire which extended into the Horn of Africa.

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2 hours ago, FfFfFfFF said:

who is also the son of President Yoweri Museveni,

f*cking nepo baby :Cautious:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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25 minutes ago, FfFfFfFF said:

Both Uganda and Turkey are militarily and politically involved in Somalia: Uganda as a local African nation, Turkey as the claimed succesor of the Ottoman Empire which extended into the Horn of Africa.

Erdogan is basically lowkey purchasing that country so that you know... he has an alternate realm he can evacuate to in case of emergency :Cautious:

I think in this context it's also about this random Ugandan guy wanting to suck up to Netenyahu?

Is there some reason my LG7 isn't here? Has she died or something?
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