27monster27 15,316 Posted yesterday at 01:08 AM Share Posted yesterday at 01:08 AM https://theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-insane-asylum/ This read is sending me into a low earth orbit. My favorite parts (in a spoiler so yall can read the beauty of this first lol): Spoiler "According to guards, Rowling had a history of disturbing behavior within the high-security mental facility and would often go on unhinged rants, threatening to kidnap the late Queen Elizabeth II, imprison her in a life-size replica of Hagrid’s hut, and expose her as the transgender leader of a LGBTQIA+ cabal." “This highway is for biological females only!” and “You’ll never be a biological woman! You’re a car!” "“She claims we gave her ‘male sheets,’ but I think she just means they’re blue.”" "At press time, officials reported Rowling had been recaptured after entering an empty women’s bathroom, yelling “I know you’re in there,” and knocking herself unconscious as she tried to break down a stall door." he/him/his 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilia Malinin 2,172 Posted yesterday at 01:14 AM Share Posted yesterday at 01:14 AM Spoiler ‘The teeth are the children! You’re mutilating the teeth!’ I'M F*CKING HOWLING never ask me what happened on february 13th, 2026 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigatha 881 Posted yesterday at 02:48 AM Share Posted yesterday at 02:48 AM Papa Papa rot see 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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