Better Song: Plastic Doll vs HBDUWM

[Wet Fire 8,116]

HBDUWM is an effortless bop. It's going to age like fine wine. 

Edited Wednesday at 05:19 PM by Wet Fire

[ANVEEROY 63,384]

Poor Plastic Doll!

[Gaga Scholar 214]

Does anybody think Plastic Doll was maybe submitted to and rejected by the Barbie movie, or am I delulu? It just sounds like a song written for a childhood nostalgia movie. 

[Ladle Ghoulash 37,670]

9 hours ago, Lucas said:

I don't think it fits on any Gaga album. I would rather have it as a standalone single. 

The only reason it doesn't feel extremely odd on Mayhem is because it comes after LD and DCT that don't fit either on the album

The concept of almost 20% of the album “not fitting the album”

[Ladle Ghoulash 37,670]

11 hours ago, gagacabana said:

This HBDUWM the only one to ever exist

Seeing her perform it live is part of what made me love it, tbh 

[gagzus 18,068]

Infinitely Plastic Doll, HBDUWM is alright but just doesn’t feel like a Gaga song to me.

It’s also my least favourite on Mayhem overall, I have to be in a specific mood to listen to it. Plastic Doll is very in theme with Chromatica too.

[SharkmanthaC 114,875]

Someone keep @PartySick away from this thread. 

[RAMROD 113,801]

I thot I'd be a menace and chose HBDYWM, turns out there are 17 other people who also are 

[PartySick 168,245]

3 hours ago, SharkmanthaC said:

Someone keep @PartySick away from this thread. 

It's Plastic Doll by a hair

Everybody say "thank you, Skrillex!"

[PSYCHOSHTICK 2,991]

I hated them both so intensely at first. But grown to like them.

[rvfzme 418]

I'm made of plastic like a human doll

HBDUWM>Plastic Doll

[ANVEEROY 63,384]

8 hours ago, SharkmanthaC said:

Someone keep @PartySick away from this thread. 

Hello @PartySick

[RAMROD 113,801]

On 3/11/2026 at 8:54 AM, Lucas said:

HBDYWM is a cute catchy bop, it's just not on the right album

 

23 hours ago, elegidadedios said:

The way it only fits on MAYHEM... Not even on The Fame

 

21 hours ago, Lucas said:

I don't think it fits on any Gaga album. I would rather have it as a standalone single. 

The only reason it doesn't feel extremely odd on Mayhem is because it comes after LD and DCT that don't fit either on the album

 

With an album called MAYHEM, one would think her fans, of all people,  would get it that harmonious theme or having a song that fits with the rest of the track-list is not something that's offered on this one 

Sometimes I really ponder if y'all really get her at all, artistic wise 

[elegidadedios 3,664]

2 minutes ago, RAMROD said:

 

 

 

With an album called MAYHEM, one would think her fans, of all people,  would get it that harmonious theme or having a song that fits with the rest of the track-list is not something that's offered on this one 

Sometimes I really ponder if y'all really get her at all, artistic wise 

That's why I said it fits the best on MAYHEM. Like anything could fit on it, actually

[RAMROD 113,801]

6 minutes ago, elegidadedios said:

That's why I said it fits the best on MAYHEM. Like anything could fit on it, actually

Yes, I was agreeing with you. I should've  put your comment last to make the point better. I apologize