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Swiftologist's 7 Levels of Pop Girl


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Level 1 - Flops

Rita Ora

Bebe Rexha

Ava Max

Normani

Meghan Trainor

Madison Beer

 

Level 2 - Khia Asylum Escapees

Zara Larsson

Jessie J

Marina

Kim Petras

Lizzo

 

Level 3A - Industry Probation

Tate McRae

Gracie Abrams

Reneé Rapp

Addison Rae

Lola Young

Olivia Dean

 

Level 3B - Niche Divas In Training

Ethel Cain

PinkPantheress

Chappell Roan

Audrey Hobert

Tyla

Victoria Monet

FKA Twigs

 

Level 4 - Supporting Pop Girls

Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez

Halsey

Demi Lovato

Camila Cabello

 

Level 5A - The Inevitables

Olivia Rodrigo

Sabrina Carpenter

Billie Eilish

Dua Lipa

 

Level 5B - Niche Legends

Charli XCX

Lana Del Rey

Lorde

Phoebe Bridgers

Grimes

Rosalia

Robyn

Tinashe

Carly Rae Jepsen

 

Level 5C - Nostalgia Acts

Katy Perry

Kesha

Avril Lavigne

P!nk

Kelly Clarkson

Gwen Stefani

Fergie

 

Level 6 - Main Pop Girls

Taylor Swift

Beyoncé

Rihanna

Lady Gaga

Ariana Grande

SZA

 

Level 7 - Pop Legends

Madonna

Mariah Carey

Britney Spears

Janet Jackson

Kylie Minogue

 

 

a wolf in sheep’s clothing is deadlier than an honest foe
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Bronco

Beyonce would be a lvl 7.

Olivia dean is a 3B.

The gays know how to party
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Teletubby

who cares about Swiftologist?

Ten years later, it's been a decade
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Lucas

Yeah I kinda agree with levels 5C to level 7.

I might be totally wrong but I kinda consider Lana a nostalgia act, at least for the GP.

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NUTELLA

Refuse to watch the video but I agree with most of the ranking

EXCEPT

Rihanna is a Nostalgia Act now

& I'm not sure SZA is big enough to be an MPG

edit- i'm an out-of-touch Nostalgia Act myself, though.. so idk if most other people consider SZA an MPG. Isn't she more of a "prolific R&B singer?"

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elsamars
8 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

who cares about Swiftologist?

He's considered an expert amongst my friend circle

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LOVEDRUG

The seven levels of pop girls that consists of ten levels...

"through all the tears and all the lies, i'm gonna dance until i feel alright"
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Aglaya

Im sorry but as a non-american seeing SZA paired with Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Rihanna.... is so funny :toofunny: She's barely known outside the US and it shows

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NUTELLA
2 minutes ago, Aglaya said:

Im sorry but as a non-american seeing SZA paired with Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Rihanna.... is so funny :toofunny: She's barely known outside the US and it shows

Thank you! I felt like I was going insane for a second

Can't name ONE of her songs. All I know about her is that she REALLY likes to contour/highlight her nose & she sat on a diving board

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Guillaume Hamon
1 hour ago, NUTELLA said:

Can't name ONE of her songs.

Not luther with Kendrick, snooze with Bieber or kill bill? It was #1 or in the top10 for weeks. 

1 hour ago, NUTELLA said:

All I know about her is that she REALLY likes to contour/highlight her nose & she sat on a diving board

You shady betch! 

:ladyhaha:

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NUTELLA
17 minutes ago, Guillaume Hamon said:

Not luther with Kendrick, snooze with Bieber or kill bill? It was #1 or in the top10 for weeks. 

Hand to god, I have never heard of a single one of those

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Ladle Ghoulash
3 hours ago, Teletubby said:

who cares about Swiftologist?

I mean, he ate down here

We have forgotten our public MANNERS
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Ladle Ghoulash
3 hours ago, Lucas said:

Yeah I kinda agree with levels 5C to level 7.

I might be totally wrong but I kinda consider Lana a nostalgia act, at least for the GP.

Given that Ocean Blvd pretty big numbers on streaming, I don’t think that’s the case.

We have forgotten our public MANNERS
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