River 119,360 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago She met a werewolf, who just killed someone in the neighborhood. She had a beasty rough crazy sex with him. Then he proposed with a blade of grass. They got married, burned the church, and lived a happily boring straight life. then they died, smiling to be precise, during the apocalypse. FIN It all makes sense now So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 61,086 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago I'm eating jelly beans Like a poem said by a neydy in red Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUTELLA 13,450 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago Just now, dynamite said: I'm eating jelly beans Don't talk with your mouth full Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,360 Posted 9 hours ago Author Share Posted 9 hours ago 5 minutes ago, dynamite said: I'm eating belly jeans ew So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvitr 1,214 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago Don’t forget the prequel: Happy Mistake LG8 out soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochestrMonstr 3,447 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago In spite of the comedic nature of this thread, I’ll take the opportunity to say I think these three songs work very well together to close the album ♥️ 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 20,486 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 52 minutes ago, River said: She met a werewolf, who just killed someone in the neighborhood. She had a beasty rough crazy sex with him. Then he proposed with a blade of grass. They got married, burned the church, and lived a happily boring straight life. then they died, smiling to be precise, during the apocalypse. FIN It all makes sense now The werewolf could have stolen The Louvre for a ring for her but he proposed with a blade of grass. AND Gaga settled for that. That dicque must be crazy I'm a virgin, but I'm such a ***** (Ah) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,360 Posted 8 hours ago Author Share Posted 8 hours ago 1 minute ago, InTheCloset said: The werewolf could have stolen The Louvre for a ring for her but he proposed with a blade of grass. AND Gaga settled for that. That dicque must be crazy imagine dating a billionaire just to get a f-cking grass with the expectation that u would say yes So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 20,486 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago 1 minute ago, River said: imagine dating a billionaire just to get a f-cking grass with the expectation that u would say yes The billionaire was testing her 'loyalty' I'm a virgin, but I'm such a ***** (Ah) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
meltedplastic 494 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago i read "he prolapsed with a blade of grass" jfkjfkjf 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
princedeeblebleble 2,158 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago I kinda wish The beast was a few bpm's faster and beaty, cause I feel it winds down the album way too soon. But lyrically it's an amazing trio of closers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
artElias 597 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago I want a music short film now with these three songs after reading this <3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 29,244 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 4 hours ago, dynamite said: I'm eating belly jeans ??? We have forgotten our public MANNERS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 29,244 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 3 hours ago, River said: ew The fact that we both said the same thing We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,360 Posted 5 hours ago Author Share Posted 5 hours ago 24 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said: The fact that we both said the same thing our minds So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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