HeAteMyh3art 1,587 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 It is boring The least exciting track on MAYHEM is Blade of Grass and on the first listen it punched me in the gut. HBDUWM also has the Taylor formula but the execution for said formula there is top notch. Showgirl is just... so very stale DO THE DEAD DANCE 💜 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 60,687 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 5 songs in and nothing stands out ... Miss Mediocre strikes again Like a poem said by a neydy in red 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vimo 1,182 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Wi$h Li$t, what the fork. All I want for christmas is you, but make it Temu. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holocene 51 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 HBDUWM literally shits on everything on this album... 13 4 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMe 2,107 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 I'm not a Taylor fan, nor a hater. Gave this one a try because of how they marketed it as some pop comeback. Had to stop after the 5th song. The songs go nowhere and sound like they could have been on any of her past 3 albums. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco 12,819 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 57 minutes ago, nATAH said: i'm 94% sure that's her teams strategy these days it was a bit interesting with TTPD, an almost surprise release album in which nobody knew how the album would sound but it seems, twice in a row, it's just more of the same which destroys the anticipation... i remember being perched (in the shadows) for TTPD because the secrecy felt like she was about to bring something wildly different for her See with the stunt she pulled with TTPD vinyls having exclusive tracks, I just waited till release day to decide which of the 4 tracks I preferred before committing to a physical. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyMetal Halcyon 1,754 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Begin rant: This album is really not it. I thought it was because it was 5am and I’m catching a flight early AF and tired, but I’m glad we all agree. I used to LOVE Taylor. Well… from 1989-Evermore. Ever since it’s all one note. And with this release; she dropped her poetic lyrics it feels. Girl needs to know how to edit and rework. Just because you’ve “completed” 12 songs doesn’t mean the album is done. Listen back. Keep creating until something good comes out. Demos from Lover sound better than these tracks. This production is INCREDIBLY boring. These drum machines are so off the rack H&M, Zara, mass produced bs. I can’t believe she wasted Max like this. She doesn’t have the vocals to support the tracks without interesting production. I secretly feel like she paid Max a LOT of money to make sh** music to clear Jacks name. Anywho, the only good songs are Opalite and Wood. And that’s giving them way more credit than they probably deserve. End Rant. Chromatica Forever 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraPalmer 1,526 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 just finished listening… i don’t like a single song on this. i’m so glad i didn’t buy a cd or vinyl lol i’m a woman, i insist, it’s my life ♀ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalOne 11,014 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Y’all better be listening illeg@lly 1 9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisboyisamonster 979 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Its giving 143 (Taylor's Version) but ofc her fanbase, GP, and many critics will hype this up. And I consider myself a moderate Swiftie! 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarstruckIllusion 53,033 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraPalmer 1,526 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 not Rolling Stone giving it 5/5 stars… i’m a woman, i insist, it’s my life ♀ 2 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
julz 7,447 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Billboard PH: Taylor Swift's "TLOAS" is All Show. https://billboardphilippines.com/music/reviews/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-album-review-2025/?fbclid=IwdGRzaANMpetjbGNrA0yl52V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeLVzi_9Y2HOmBsP1RbTSrTLyzscSo4P3f6Sb1l8_n4SL5teKH9X4ZZF9unGk_aem_71dG2eVOwEdGYt20qcmMuA Vote 4 Gaga: https://mtv.com/event/vma/vote 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsamars 3,222 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 At least we can say that the best Taylor song released this year is HBDYWM 4 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpmMonkey 6,206 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 9 minutes ago, LauraPalmer said: not Rolling Stone giving it 5/5 stars… Waiting for the "you just don't get her lyricism" comments 🥲 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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