I’m a Fraud

[Yaaaas Gaga 948]

I’ve literally been a Gaga fan since 2009 and yet I was today years old when I discovered she sings the following lyrics in Poker Face:

“P-p-p-poker face, f-f-**** her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)”

I always thought she sang P-p-p-poker face twice. How have I never noticed it before. I literally can’t unhear it now.

I feel like my life would’ve been so different had I known this 15 years ago!

Edited 22 hours ago by Yaaaas Gaga

[gagzus 16,083]

Yeah I remember there was an interview in like 2009 where she said only KIIS FM censored it because they realised what she was saying

[REALITY 77,400]

Girl, I—

[dynamite 60,012]

Did you know she has a new album out called MAYHEM? 

[RochestrMonstr 3,241]

42 minutes ago, Yaaaas Gaga said:

I’ve literally been a Gaga fan since 2009 and yet I was today years old when I discovered she sings the following lyrics in Poker Face:

“P-p-p-poker face, f-f-**** her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)”

I always thought she sang P-p-p-poker face twice. How have I never noticed it before. I literally can’t unhear it now.

I feel like my life would’ve been so different had I known this 15 years ago!

This exact same thing happened to me. It’s been a few years now, but as a fan since 2009 I was shocked and felt like a total flop! 

[Shadow 6,639]

She's a sneaky girl.  Watch out, when playing her music at formal settings.  

[Yaaaas Gaga 948]

16 minutes ago, dynamite said:

Did you know she has a new album out called MAYHEM? 

You’re joking? Since when? This is all news to me.

Next you’re gonna tell me she’s on tour. 🙃

[elsamars 2,116]

You’re not a fraud, she is. 

[pucihendzap 17]

1 hour ago, Yaaaas Gaga said:

I’ve literally been a Gaga fan since 2009 and yet I was today years old when I discovered she sings the following lyrics in Poker Face:

“P-p-p-poker face, f-f-**** her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)”

I always thought she sang P-p-p-poker face twice. How have I never noticed it before. I literally can’t unhear it now.

I feel like my life would’ve been so different had I known this 15 years ago!

I've just logged in to give you lmao

[dynamite 60,012]

7 minutes ago, Yaaaas Gaga said:

You’re joking? Since when? This is all news to me.

Next you’re gonna tell me she’s on tour. 🙃

Omg SHE IS!!!!!! 

[MountainMonster 849]

Still not convinced that this is real or an example of her creating lore. She’s performed it acoustic MANY times where she clearly repeats poker face. The only example otherwise is at Jazz and Piano where she makes a whole to-do and joke about the F*** her face bit. 

[spookytanooki 811]

54 minutes ago, MountainMonster said:

Still not convinced that this is real or an example of her creating lore. She’s performed it acoustic MANY times where she clearly repeats poker face. The only example otherwise is at Jazz and Piano where she makes a whole to-do and joke about the F*** her face bit. 

Give the acapella a listen

[elsamars 2,116]

8 minutes ago, spookytanooki said:

Give the acapella a listen

Omg you’re right, I just listened to acapella and she definitely says Poker face you can hear popping sound of P, there’s no F there. I don’t know why she made that story up. 

[vmpiregrn 1,003]

10 minutes ago, spookytanooki said:

Give the acapella a listen

Still don’t hear it myself. I always considered it more of a clever marketing tactic than anything else. It’s fun lore regardless

[Horny Chicken 9,048]

Gaga retconning her own lore.