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  1. 1. Which one has to go?



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I don’t like plastic doll

lyric wise is terrible and cliche, it has a lot of common place, it lacks poetic value in my opinion

I think you can address fame struggles and be innovative with lyrics. 

Perfect celebrity also puts me off

it’s all about a lack of poetic density

 

LoveDrug otherwhise it’s so good

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Controversiaga
9 hours ago, Siena said:

A-Y0 is one of the most obnoxious, ugly and ear bleeding song I’ve ever heard. During the Howard Stern interview when Gaga called A-YO a hit song I cringed and questioned her abilities for the first and only time. 

RIGHT and how they thought it was the next uptown funk :saladga: mark ronson is the worst thing that happened to Lady Gaga when it comes to HER music.  Her was great for ASIB because it was for a character in a movie .  AYO and the majority of Joanne could literally just be an Ally Maine album . Does not feel like Lady Gaga one bit.

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Excuse me... how the hell are we on page 4 of this thread and NO ONE has mentioned Jewels and Drugs yet?

Have we truly lost our taste, or have we finally reached a time where we have forgotten about its existence? :laughga:

You can't hide who you are, 11:59.
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13 hours ago, Kirby Ghosty said:

Did yall forget about Just Another Day? What-in-the-Barney-and-Friends-daycare-corny-ass is going on this here day!?:patrizia:

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We do not accept Just The Best Track of the Day roast.

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3 hours ago, TheBeast said:

Excuse me... how the hell are we on page 4 of this thread and NO ONE has mentioned Jewels and Drugs yet?

RIGHTTTTT, the intro is so bad, the male rappers ruined the song.

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Ok lemme justttt let it all out.
 

Oh honey, Plastic Doll? That song sounds like it was written by a bored Bratz doll high on nail polish fumes in a Claire’s changing room. Like girl, who the hell was in the studio and said, “Yes, let's make her sound like Siri having an existential crisis in a Forever 21”?

“Don’t play with me, it just hurts me”—bitch, then why does the beat sound like a malfunctioning Barbie Dreamhouse microwave trying to auto-tune itself into the fifth dimension?

The lyrics? Oh girllll, those are Build-A-Basic-Bitch starter pack level. “Who's that girl, Malibu Gaga?
Looks so sad, what is this saga”—Katy has better lyrics in 143 pls. You’re telling me Gaga made Chromatica, a whole emotional dance-pop bangerverse, and then let this track stroll in sounding like a rejected Aqua B-side from 1997? Barbie Girl had more bite and that **** was satire.

And that plastic-ass beat?? It's like someone melted a Eurotrash CD and fed it through a Casio keyboard while blindfolded.

It gives TikTok cosplay in hell energy. It's giving Roblox stripper pole in a McDonald's parking lot. It's giving “let me upload this to SoundCloud before my mom makes me do homework”.

Let's be real, Gaga is a queen, a  legend, an icon. But this? Plastic Doll should’ve stayed in the recycling bin 💀

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dynamite
2 minutes ago, GagaGame said:

Ok lemme justttt let it all out.
 

Oh honey, Plastic Doll? That song sounds like it was written by a bored Bratz doll high on nail polish fumes in a Claire’s changing room. Like girl, who the hell was in the studio and said, “Yes, let's make her sound like Siri having an existential crisis in a Forever 21”?

“Don’t play with me, it just hurts me”—bitch, then why does the beat sound like a malfunctioning Barbie Dreamhouse microwave trying to auto-tune itself into the fifth dimension?

The lyrics? Oh girllll, those are Build-A-Basic-Bitch starter pack level. “Who's that girl, Malibu Gaga?
Looks so sad, what is this saga”—Katy has better lyrics in 143 pls. You’re telling me Gaga made Chromatica, a whole emotional dance-pop bangerverse, and then let this track stroll in sounding like a rejected Aqua B-side from 1997? Barbie Girl had more bite and that **** was satire.

And that plastic-ass beat?? It's like someone melted a Eurotrash CD and fed it through a Casio keyboard while blindfolded.

It gives TikTok cosplay in hell energy. It's giving Roblox stripper pole in a McDonald's parking lot. It's giving “let me upload this to SoundCloud before my mom makes me do homework”.

Let's be real, Gaga is a queen, a  legend, an icon. But this? Plastic Doll should’ve stayed in the recycling bin 💀

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Gorehound
14 hours ago, PartySick said:

Sour Candy is her only "bad" song and even that's lowkey a bop

No sorry. I love Gaga but she definitely has a healthy handful of bad songs. 

I'm fine, Ta
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HeAteMyh3art
1 hour ago, GagaGame said:

Ok lemme justttt let it all out.
 

Oh honey, Plastic Doll? That song sounds like it was written by a bored Bratz doll high on nail polish fumes in a Claire’s changing room. Like girl, who the hell was in the studio and said, “Yes, let's make her sound like Siri having an existential crisis in a Forever 21”?

“Don’t play with me, it just hurts me”—bitch, then why does the beat sound like a malfunctioning Barbie Dreamhouse microwave trying to auto-tune itself into the fifth dimension?

The lyrics? Oh girllll, those are Build-A-Basic-Bitch starter pack level. “Who's that girl, Malibu Gaga?
Looks so sad, what is this saga”—Katy has better lyrics in 143 pls. You’re telling me Gaga made Chromatica, a whole emotional dance-pop bangerverse, and then let this track stroll in sounding like a rejected Aqua B-side from 1997? Barbie Girl had more bite and that **** was satire.

And that plastic-ass beat?? It's like someone melted a Eurotrash CD and fed it through a Casio keyboard while blindfolded.

It gives TikTok cosplay in hell energy. It's giving Roblox stripper pole in a McDonald's parking lot. It's giving “let me upload this to SoundCloud before my mom makes me do homework”.

Let's be real, Gaga is a queen, a  legend, an icon. But this? Plastic Doll should’ve stayed in the recycling bin 💀

Holy enraged :ladyhaha:

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41 minutes ago, Murakami27 said:

Roast Swine

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Actually let's not!

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