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HeAteMyh3art
14 hours ago, DrKindnessKunt1999 said:

An album that’s inspired by 90s trip-hop, house, techno, electronica, trance, art pop, and alternative rock. Something like Eusexua by FKA Twigs, Ray of Light by Madonna, or Homogenic by Bjork. 

Or also, a full industrial album with hard techno, and rock influences. Some of the producers that I would pick are Gessafelstein, Trent Reznor, Boys Noize, and whoever else. 

Gaga and bjork are sooooo different sonically. If gags ever makes a bjork song (or vice versa) id pay for someone to kill me after the 1000th listen cause there'd be no point in life after hearing that

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KindnessPunk

This might be niche but I would love to see her do a full behind-the-scenes video about a tour. I know she puts so much love and creativity into each tour so I’d love to see a glimpse of the process. 
 

Would also love for her write music for an animated musical film. Similar to how Elton John wrote songs for “The Lion King”. She’s obv an incredible songwriter and loves theatre so I think it would be a good fit.

oooh and if she could do that Letterboxd trend where she lists her 4 favorite films of all time, I’m curious which one’s she’d pick

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DrKindnessKunt1999
47 minutes ago, HeAteMyh3art said:

Gaga and bjork are sooooo different sonically. If gags ever makes a bjork song (or vice versa) id pay for someone to kill me after the 1000th listen cause there'd be no point in life after hearing that

At that point I would assume that I accidentally slipped in an alternate universe because of the amount of slayage that Gaga making a Bjork coded song (or vise versa) would bring. 

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StrawberryBlond

It's hard to think of stuff she hasn't already done. From Vegas residencies to make-up brands to SB halftime shows to free Rio shows, she's pretty much done it all. But there's still some things I can think of and here they are ranked:

1. Visual album. We've been crying out for this since TFM and is long overdue.

2. All-stadium world tour. She did an all-stadium tour with CBT but that only involved 3 continents and didn't cover them in-depth enough even though she had the demand. I'm talking every continent (Africa could prove different in this current economic and political climate but 5/6 continents ain't bad) and actually tour them properly, especially going to lots of places in SA and Asia, like she did for BTWB. If Mayhem Ball doesn't become her biggest selling tour (let's hope she adds more dates), then she needs to go all-out.

3. Broadway. Unlike many people here, I don't mind if it's not an acting role, even writing music for a show is good enough for me and as long as you're involved in production to some degree, it can still get you a Tony. She needs to become an EGOT, it would be epic.

4. Rock album. Maybe not metal per se, but proper full guns blazing RAWK. Even if it's just once. If this is the genre Beyonce's reportedly going to do with her next album, then Gaga can sure do it.

5. Telephone part 3. Rumoured to be on Beyonce's next album so could already be in the works. But if it does happen, I would like it to be the end, making it a trilogy. I just want this unfinished collab put to bed.

6. Directing a movie. Not required and I'm not saying that it's going to get her a best director Oscar or even a nomination but it's such a flex when a singer does something like this as it's so rare, especially if it's commercially and critically successful. Barbra Streisand got a best picture nomination when she directed The Prince Of Tides which is an insane achievement for a female singer/actress to do and it would be so cool if Gaga achieved the same thing.

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23 hours ago, Fernster7 said:

Live album

Tiny Desk

More medley performances like the SB but full Gaga mode

Same! Tiny Desk and MTV Unplugged, if that still a thing, or something like it. 

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That clip below is pretty funny!  

 

It'd be pretty funny to see her do a comedy film or play somebody ditzy.  I think she'd be good at it 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Guillaume Hamon said:

For which role?

Please Éponine in les Miserables.

Roxy Hart in Chicago. But is that too predictable? 

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zevthepaparazzo

- A full on goth synth pop album :excited2:

- I'd love for her to take inspiration from 80s hip-house. The genre is SO influential but SO underrated, and I need her to put it in the spotlight. She kinda did take inspo from it with kaboom and private audition.

- at least ONE full on heavy metal song, no drum machine, no chucking guitar, no massive synths or anything. but not actual screeching and growling tho more in the style of this guy temp-Image-Ujm2d-E.avif

- acknowledge lina

- go broadway, whether thats directing, writing, or acting. SHE NEEDS THE EGOT

-  do an abba cover or tribute but it's one of their more obscure songs like imagine the day before you came but GAGA :traumatica:

- make some italo disco like she's the modern incarnation of Sabrina (thats Sabrina MONONYMOUS :queenga:)

- star in a remake of Evita

- use my suggestions in the mayhem mv mood board thread and let me make my mv directorial debut with her

- sample or reference a classical/baroque song, or just make baroque pop

- collaborate with someone cool but simultaneously mainstream and obscure like sleep token

 - do a single 60s-style psychedelic rock song

- work with lady starlight again and put her in the spotlight for EVERYONE to see :firega:

- VISUAL 👏 ALBUM 👏 :grr:

- star in a comedy movie without a male lead to back her up

- a TRULY experimental album with a mix of metal, hyperpop, opera, diva house, industrial, trip hop, disco, classical, electro, acid jazz, musique concrete, reggaeton, psychedelia, and dark pop  that includes tempo shifts, white noise as an instrument, distorted 808 percussion, found objects, and effects like phaser and flanger, and she could call the genre "cosmopolitan" or something like that. and this album IS NOT just a bunch of songs with different genres each or a song that switches halfway from a ballad to an opera piece to arena rock, like the song is EVERYTHING all at once

- help sign me to interscope and make every billboard in nyc say like ZEV in a weird font or something :Cautious:

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Guillaume Hamon
9 hours ago, Zilla said:

Roxy Hart in Chicago. But is that too predictable? 

I made a thread about it last week and folks here often said Sally in cabaret or Velma in Chicago, like Broadway stans on Reddit.

Apparently these 2 are the predictable ones lol.

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