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World’s first sperm racing event - 4/25/25


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zevthepaparazzo
3 minutes ago, dynamite said:

When you're of age :air:

the age of consent over here is 16 :iamfair:

i have been cuffed and stuffed many times before :kiss:

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River
1 hour ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

tf u mean hairless guys are the sexiest :excuseu:

Young mind lol

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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Marilyn MonHoe
3 hours ago, nATAH said:

tastiest?

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You heard him girl. Now are you gonna help in the tasting category or what? :triggered:

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Marilyn MonHoe
4 hours ago, Oriane said:

And how is being topless supposed to help :triggered:

You just don’t understand the science behind it and that’s ok! :vegas:

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Marilyn MonHoe
1 hour ago, hELXIG said:

GGD sperm racing contest when? :ally:

It should be hosted in your bedroom after 12am :ally:

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HelloHangoverz
1 hour ago, hELXIG said:

GGD sperm racing contest when? :ally:

We already have one, it's called Haus of Taste

Availability is not weakness
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HelloHangoverz
1 hour ago, River said:

Young mind lol

I feel like it's linked to age in a way because it takes time to develop an emotional maturity around sex where it's not just some mechanical "wham bam flesh on flesh" and attraction and arousal actually becomes dependent on your emotional state in which case it's not just the physical that gets the fire burning. A hairless body is objectively more attractive I think but if I look at a 23 year old muscled sports blond Jock the Nazi MAGA connotations immediately kill that erection

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River
1 hour ago, HelloHangoverz said:

I feel like it's linked to age in a way because it takes time to develop an emotional maturity around sex where it's not just some mechanical "wham bam flesh on flesh" and attraction and arousal actually becomes dependent on your emotional state in which case it's not just the physical that gets the fire burning. A hairless body is objectively more attractive I think but if I look at a 23 year old muscled sports blond Jock the Nazi MAGA connotations immediately kill that erection

I think the American media taught us to be more attracted to hairless bodies, just like they taught us that skinny is more beautiful.

But as a gay guy, I was also attracted to hairless bodies when I was a teenager and until like 25, it's just we only see hairless bodies in media that targeting young people.

But in recent years you see more and more body hair on the media.

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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vanna shintuyu
6 hours ago, CautiousLurker said:

I reacted with a yas but that comes with two caveats 

1) I don't leave my house 

2) Once we get big enough to scout for sponsorship I want our first agenda to be securing a lifetime supply of Kinder Bueno hazelnut filling 

Now when you say "once we get big enough" does that mean you're using enlargement techniques?

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Addison Rae
15 hours ago, Zombiecat said:

the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him :stupidoreo:

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sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi
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culturalbaptism
15 hours ago, River said:

ew :Cautious:

yum :enigma:

Judas is coming, let the cultural baptism begin.
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River
Just now, culturalbaptism said:

yum :enigma:

enjoy the MAGA smelly d1ck :Cautious:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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culturalbaptism
15 hours ago, Zombiecat said:

the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him :stupidoreo:

you mean gut bacteria :alsemanche:

Judas is coming, let the cultural baptism begin.
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CautiousLurker
32 minutes ago, butthole said:

Now when you say "once we get big enough" does that mean you're using enlargement techniques?

I mean, I'm a big fan of pizza and sweets and they have made me larger so yes :huntyga:

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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CautiousLurker
4 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

oh damn when can I come over? :ohwell:

You're welcome to visit my house in Stardew Valley anytime :kiss:

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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