World’s first sperm racing event - 4/25/25

[CautiousLurker 18,508]

2 hours ago, Marilyn MonHoe said:

Girl I-

If I ever die in my current apartment the forensics team is gonna have a field day cuz I've barely done a decent job cleaning - depression and all 

I've a blue/pink dinosaur blanky and matching jammies and there are bright red leather cuffs hooked to my bedposts cuz I can't be bothered to put them away - again, depression 

I am genuinely curious what they'd notice first

Edited 14 hours ago by CautiousLurker

[doraemon 980]

i don't understand the science behind this

[PartySick 153,218]

18 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said:

If I ever die in my current apartment the forensics team is gonna have a field day cuz I've barely done a decent job cleaning - depression and all 

I've a blue/pink dinosaur blanky and matching jammies and there are bright red leather cuffs hooked to my bedposts cuz I can't be bothered to put them away - again, depression 

I am genuinely curious what they'd notice first

I wanna yas this for the kink stuff (very into exploration these days) but I also wanna love for the depression thing

 

 

Take a thanks I guess

[CautiousLurker 18,508]

47 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I wanna yas this for the kink stuff (very into exploration these days) but I also wanna love for the depression thing

 

 

Take a thanks I guess

It probably doesn't deserve a yas since all my kink stuff is basically decoration atm, so... I'll take a thanks, thanks 

BUT MARK THESE WORDS - I will NOT let it stay that way, I'll be DAMNED if I let kink lose to depression of all things, such fate shall not befall the wickedness that once prospered in my bedroom, I... just need to clean my house first 

AND THEN THE CAUSTIC AROMA OF A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM WILL PERMIATE THESE (devastatingly thin) WALLS ONCE MORE , once I... message back all the guys I've been ghosting and be like 'sorry didn't get back to you sooner I was busy so sorry sorryyyyyyy my bad' 

Edited 13 hours ago by CautiousLurker

[butthole 10,392]

1 hour ago, CautiousLurker said:

If I ever die in my current apartment the forensics team is gonna have a field day cuz I've barely done a decent job cleaning - depression and all 

I've a blue/pink dinosaur blanky and matching jammies and there are bright red leather cuffs hooked to my bedposts cuz I can't be bothered to put them away - again, depression 

I am genuinely curious what they'd notice first

It sounds like we need to start our own league

Edited 13 hours ago by butthole

[CautiousLurker 18,508]

14 minutes ago, butthole said:

It sounds like we need to start our own league

I reacted with a yas but that comes with two caveats 

1) I don't leave my house 

2) Once we get big enough to scout for sponsorship I want our first agenda to be securing a lifetime supply of Kinder Bueno hazelnut filling 

[Oriane 20,489]

And how is being topless supposed to help

[Gagaism 10,986]

Well, I’d be very happy to help collecting them 

[nATAH 46,127]

tastiest?

[HelloHangoverz 16,984]

This ****ing website 

[Sepsami 18,224]

Y'all are nasty

[zevthepaparazzo 160]

10 hours ago, River said:

ew no, I don't find it sexy, or the guys to be precise, they have a MAGA face and they are hairless like a dead mole

tf u mean hairless guys are the sexiest 

[zevthepaparazzo 160]

4 hours ago, CautiousLurker said:

and there are bright red leather cuffs hooked to my bedposts cuz I can't be bothered to put them away

oh damn when can I come over? 

[hELXIG 42,575]

GGD sperm racing contest when? 

[dynamite 53,735]

17 minutes ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

oh damn when can I come over? 

Presumably when you're of age 

Edited 9 hours ago by dynamite