Marilyn MonHoe 9,667 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago (edited) An unusual startup announced the world's first sperm race -- a race involving actual sperm -- will be held April 25 at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles. Sperm Racing, a startup founded by a team of young millionaires, announced representatives from two competing schools -- the University of Southern California and the University of California, Los Angeles -- will provide the microscopic swimmers for the inaugural Sperm Race. The race will take place under a microscopic camera that will track the progress of the sperms as they attempt to cross to the finish line. The startup said there will be three races held to determine the overall winner, and play-by-play commentary will be provided during each heat. There will also be instant replays, leaderboards and betting through approved partners. "Sperm racing isn't just about racing sperm (although, let's be honest, that's hilarious)," co-founder Eric Zhu wrote in the "Sperm Racing Manifesto." "It's about turning health into a competition. it's about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about, track and improve." Source: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/#google_vignette From the promo: “The battle for whose sperm is the healthiest, the fastest and the tastiest!” Get your tickets: https://www.spermracing.com Yes ladies this is a real event! Tickets are $50 for general admission and $2,500 for VIP tickets! Edited 19 hours ago by Marilyn MonHoe 1 16 2 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 9,667 Posted 19 hours ago Author Share Posted 19 hours ago I think we all know @Kimmo and @Rat Boy will be front row to this historic event! 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 112,073 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago ew Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecat 15,527 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him https://linktr.ee/jamalholt 13 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeKermit 4,489 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago What? Wth 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 9,667 Posted 19 hours ago Author Share Posted 19 hours ago 11 minutes ago, River said: ew Don’t act like you haven’t already booked the VIP package 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 9,667 Posted 19 hours ago Author Share Posted 19 hours ago 11 minutes ago, Zombiecat said: the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 112,073 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Just now, Marilyn MonHoe said: Don’t act like you haven’t already booked the VIP package ew no, I don't find it sexy, or the guys to be precise, they have a MAGA face and they are hairless like a dead mole Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 28,880 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Thanks to podcasts, influencers and yes, Donald Trump & JD Vance, alpha males are finally bringing common sense back and leading us into a golden age, the likes of which have never been seen before. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates 11 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 153,212 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 19 minutes ago, Zombiecat said: the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track 🧡The blindfold's off my eyes, all I see for me is better days🧡 9 3 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 9,667 Posted 19 hours ago Author Share Posted 19 hours ago 4 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track So you were the bottom from Twitter that said they wanted to be in the splash zone 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahrahbitchson 18,019 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 5 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track A bottom? Quizás bastaba respirar, sólo respirar, muy lento...💙 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 28,880 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 5 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track oh, so there aren't exceptions to the Florida stereotypes like I thought. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Real Gaga 7,492 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago The VIP packages doesn't even include a taste testing 8 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 80,062 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago (edited) 31 minutes ago, Marilyn MonHoe said: I think we all know @Kimmo and @Rat Boy will be front row to this historic event! I hate being known as one the Hoe of this site… But I guess that’s what my Hor*y ass deserves! Edited 19 hours ago by Kimmo Hottie Detector 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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