Joanne Trattoria

[NewUsername 11,123]

When we went in 2017, the food was really good, the service was top notch and (something I always check, because I think it's a possible mirror of the hygiene in the kitchen : the bathrooms were cozy and clean)

[chun li 2,836]

2 hours ago, Meruk Holland said:

I've only ever had extremely, extremely positive experiences there, and it makes me all the more sad that I'll never go back.

And not just for morals reasons, I'm also just banned.

You're what? 

[Meruk Holland 2,162]

17 minutes ago, chun li said:

You're what? 

In my defense...I was definitely the problem. But also, I don't think Joe likes the little monsters, like on a personal level. 

[Oriane 20,292]

2 hours ago, Meruk Holland said:

And not just for morals reasons, I'm also just banned.

Could you elaborate or is it too personal?

[Meruk Holland 2,162]

17 minutes ago, Oriane said:

Could you elaborate or is it too personal?

It's just embarrassing and even though I'm behind a username and don't really know anyone here, I still just cringe so severely thinking about it. 

Basically, I was a teenager, I was so dazzled to be there, and I kinda...queened out. Some other stuff happened involving a private party that found me annoying, and Joe told me not to come back.

It wasn't anything that serious, and I certainly didn't ruin the evening for them. He might have already been in a mood and I was just the straw the broke the camel's back. I am absolutely sure I could walk in and no one would notice, even him, but it's the principle of the matter.

Edited 9 hours ago by Meruk Holland

[culturalbaptism 2,697]

I went there last month and it was infested with RATs, the pizza was dry.

[OliviaRodrigoStan 4,856]

1 hour ago, Meruk Holland said:

But also, I don't think Joe likes the little monsters, like on a personal level. 

He's just like me fr 

 

1 hour ago, Meruk Holland said:

I am absolutely sure I could walk in and no one would notice, even him, but it's the principle of the matter.

Bestie, just put on a wig and go, they'll never know . If it was too long ago, they won't even remember, don't stress about it 

[Alejandra 16]

4 hours ago, Schwerk said:

My friend celebrated his birthday there 11 years ago. It was when Gaga closed the Roseland Ballroom. I had meatballs to share and then the meat ragu pasta, both were great. The service was great and I like the homey feel of the place.

I went back in 2019 and had lemon chicken pasta at the bar by myself. It was fun because the woman next to me just moved to the neighborhood and she chatted with the bartender and other local about it and I joined in on the convo. It felt like a cosy bar, but with food. The food then wasn't really special, but nice.

2014 was a different time. Her family was there and after dinner I met her mom, sister and aunt. I didn't want to bother them, but it's a tiny place and when we passed them on the way put, I felt like apologizing to Cynthia cause I had stopped her on the street the day before to give her daughter a birthday gift (which she declined btw). She was so sweet and told me how much Gaga loved the gift afterall and she introduced me to her sister and daughter. It was really nice. Joe was behind the bar poking his head up trying to see what all the fuss was about.

I wouldn't go back, but I've had great times there. I like that it wasn't outwardly Gaga back then, just a few shirts in a corner and a Gaga wine on the menu. There's some cute family photos on the wall. These days they have theme nights and stuff, so it that's your thing, definitely go then. 

2014 sounds like a fun experience! So wait you stopped Cynthia to give Gaga a gift…the day before? Like you saw her randomly or were you around where you knew she’d be strategically? When you said you had a gift to “give her daughter” I thought you must be referring to Natali or something…but it was for Gaga and she actually got it via her mom? Just want to understand! 

[Alejandra 16]

2 hours ago, culturalbaptism said:

I went there last month and it was infested with RATs, the pizza was dry.

You’ll have to forgive my naivety but what is all this “rat” talk about? 

[Alejandra 16]

4 hours ago, River said:

“ but I think I'll skip, it as skip as The Queen in BTW tbh”

Can you explain what you mean by this? 

[Pablo 7,564]

I am going to NYC this year but don't feel right supporting it because of her father's political antics. And the group I'm going with aren't little monsters so they won't care too much. 

[MadArchitect 747]

That's Pip house!!!

[vmpiregrn 383]

3 hours ago, Meruk Holland said:

It's just embarrassing and even though I'm behind a username and don't really know anyone here, I still just cringe so severely thinking about it. 

Basically, I was a teenager, I was so dazzled to be there, and I kinda...queened out. Some other stuff happened involving a private party that found me annoying, and Joe told me not to come back.

It wasn't anything that serious, and I certainly didn't ruin the evening for them. He might have already been in a mood and I was just the straw the broke the camel's back. I am absolutely sure I could walk in and no one would notice, even him, but it's the principle of the matter.

Honestly being banned from Joanne kinda warrants you bragging rights lol. That’s as funny as my gay friend who is banned from the Stonewall Inn

[culturalbaptism 2,697]

2 hours ago, Alejandra said:

You’ll have to forgive my naivety but what is all this “rat” talk about? 

http://pulse.ng/celebrities/lady-gaga-pop-stars-restaurant-infested-with-living-rats-id4061220.html

[skaxboy 5,034]

Mess at me reading this as “John Travolta” and thinking something happened to him.