newtti 157 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind Ā According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @RiverĀ giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? 8 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 120,279 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 3 minutes ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind Ā According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @RiverĀ giving father monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? FixedĀ Me no eating oochis Ā but yes this song is about me, Iām the first word in the song, sheās so reading ggd So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFXIV WhiteMage 6,021 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Idk, but itās a masterpiece Ā a potential hit.Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMF 3,508 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Runner up title was Viagra Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 7,575 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though Ā Ā 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newtti 157 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 2 minutes ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though Ā Ā His impact Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 20,279 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I canāt figure it out! The āhoping this one will make me blindā Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 7,575 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 5 minutes ago, Lextyr97 said: In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I canāt figure it out! The āhoping this one will make me blindā They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 20,279 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 17 minutes ago, Auralegends said: They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love Ohhh that makes so much senseeeeeeeeee. I didnāt even think of that haha thank you! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanLights 15,576 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 3 hours ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind Ā According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @RiverĀ giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Please donāt encourage @Riverās behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage š¹ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 120,279 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 1 minute ago, CyanLights said: Please donāt encourage @Riverās behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage š¹ Ā So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 20,636 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though Ā Ā @RiverĀ smashes in every form.Ā I'm a virgin, but I'm such a ***** (Ah) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 20,636 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 16 minutes ago, CyanLights said: Please donāt encourage @Riverās behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage š¹ @RiverĀ resides in a cage and you used this emojiš¹. So @RiverĀ was the one guarding the vault āshookethā.Ā Great job hun. I hope lg8 gets to be under your protection too I'm a virgin, but I'm such a ***** (Ah) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 7,575 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 12 minutes ago, InTheCloset said: @RiverĀ smashes in every form.Ā I'm ready to be smashedĀ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookytanooki 1,139 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 4 hours ago, newtti said: According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @RiverĀ giving mother monster a facial. It's been so long since I've watched p*rn that at first, I was literally like, "Aw that's sweet. Skincare is so important" š if you don't have something nice to say, be mean 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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