River explaining Zombieboy lyrics

[River 109,829]

[Intro]
We about to be up all night, wakin' up a zombie - they are doing a slumber party in the graveyard, sleeping nude on graves and such, worshiping Satan, aka me, then waking up a zombie..
So put your paws all over me, you zombieboy (You zombieboy) - she's asking a zombie with hands to put it's paws, it looks like she doesn't understand the simple human anatomy, even if it's a zombie, it has hands

[Verse 1]
See you over there in the back of this party - she sees a guy, standing bored, on the far back wall
And your girlfriend isn't here (Yeah, your girlfriend isn't here) - she knows him and that he has a girlfriend, but dumb bitch stayed at home, so now gaga is home wrecking and flirting with the guy
Boy inside a cage, lookin' angry and tired - it's a BDSM party and there is a guy inside a cage, he's anry and tired, probably because too much sex
Like you've been up for days (Like you've been up for days) - apparently they forgot him locked in the cage for days so he stayed awake all this time, screaming, but nobody heard, I think, sex dungeons are weird, I think it's in Berlin

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause you're an animal, an animal - once again, she thinks that a zombie is an animal
And you're closin' in on me - he's closing on her
Yeah, you're an animal, an animal - I give up, sis is dumb
And it just can't be this way - he wants to convert him into a human, but he's a zombie he was a human, she's animalphobic I guess? racist?

[Chorus]
Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied - when she's doing BDSM sex and her hands are tied, she doesn't want to see straights f*cking, only gays, because it's hotter
I could be your type from your zombie bite - I guess every zombie has it's own strain? so it's like she will be the same type of strain?
No, I can't see straight but the feeling's right - she had enough of straights, but the sex is good
I could be your type from your zombie bitе - same as above, she's repeating things
 

[Verse 2]
Think you're really sly, like a lion on the hunt for - she thinks that he's sly cooper, the ps2 raccoon, but then he's a lion
This kitten over here (This kitten over here; Meow) - now there's a cat.. it's a f*cking zoo
Bar is gettin' dry, and you starin' at the sunrise - party is over I guess? then sunrise, zombie dies
Bet you're thirsty over there (Bet you're thirsty over there) - now she claims that zombie wants to drink???  HOW??????

[Bridge]
I don't want you to stay (Don't want you to stay) - now she wants him to leave
But I can't watch you walk away (Watch you walk away) - bitch can't decide
I'll think about you in my dreams (See you in my dreams) - why??
You're better off a fantasy (My fantasy, my fantasy) - It's a f*cking zombie it's disgusting
Fantasy (My fantasy, my fantasy) - fantasy
Goodbye, I'll see you in my dreams - bye

 

so.. yeah.. I think she never saw a zombie, she thinks it's an animal

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[Quentin 5,665]

[River 109,829]

1 minute ago, Quentin said:

Lea Michelle we know that u can't read, stop using memes

[CautiousLurker 18,103]

46 minutes ago, River said:

then sunrise, zombie dies

That's vampires not zombies luv