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WHY are there no threads on this site at all about White Lotus?? :shocked:

I need someone to talk to about season 3! I don't know anyone irl who is watching it and I'm sure plenty of you are watching so come gossip and theorise with me! :vegas:

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I love white lotus! The scenes are so beautiful it makes me feel like i’m on a vacation too 😭

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I just finished episode 4 Hide Or Seek and things are starting to get spicy! I have some theories.. (I don't think we have to spoiler tag right? It's literally the thread discussing the show)

I think Valentin has bad intentions and he isn't enjoying the ladies' company at all and I think it's one of two things.. 1. he sees the same typical 40-something, entitled rich women flirting with him all the time and he hates them, so he's f.ucking with them. Telling them different things about their physical 'age', sending them to an 'old person' resort saying it's more their vibe, taking them to the town during a water fight and ditching them so they get terrorised by children with water guns and get all wet :laughga:  OR something more sinister. When I saw his friends arrive and realised they were all Russian I had darker thoughts.. I mean it's White Lotus so who knows!

Belinda is on to Gary/Greg now. It's all unravelled and she now knows Tanya didn't ghost her, she died at the White Lotus in Italy under mysterious circumstances, and he has evaded questioning. She knows he killed her. As we all know someone dies in the first episode and we don't know who until the last episode.. I'm really hoping the killer is Belinda avenging Tanya by killing Gary/Greg! What a perfect way to tie up the Belinda, Greg, Tanya arc from season one!

The gun has now made it in to the hotel now in the pocket of Timothy so things are about to ramp up. Both him overdosing himself on lorazepam and his wife Victoria now being without her meds.. I think they're both going to absolutely lose it. I think once Piper announces she plans to live there after their trip, Timothy is going to choose to do the same and try to convince the whole family to stay so he can avoid the law and telling them they're now poor!

Who knows what's happening with Saxon and Lochlan. Their dynamic is so weird. I hate Saxon so much and I really hope none of those gorgeous women sleep with him :Cautious:  maybe the twist it that Lochlan will get laid but Saxon won't :laughga:  but I think it's more likely Saxon is gonna get with Chloe and it will piss off Gary/Greg.. maybe Gary/Greg will kill Saxon

Ooooo things are all building up I love this show once we get a few episodes in :excited2:

 

Edit: AND the GAG of seeing Timothy's giant **** through his robe!! Lmaoo ahhhh :sharon:

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10 minutes ago, chun li said:

I love white lotus! The scenes are so beautiful it makes me feel like i’m on a vacation too 😭

Yas Thailand is so gorgeous and picturesque! I'm definitely going there in the next few years. My dad's SO is Thai so they go there all the time

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1 hour ago, Juniper said:

I LOVE the toxic friendship between the three women! 

Ikr? They're so messy and it's so entertaining :laughga:  but when that one was revealed as a Trump supporter! Oop! I can't wait until they're ripping out each others hair 

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19 minutes ago, hELXIG said:

Ikr? They're so messy and it's so entertaining :laughga:  but when that one was revealed as a Trump supporter! Oop! I can't wait until they're ripping out each others hair 

OMG YES and I remember saying to myself that no doubt she’s a trumpist just seconds before she was outed. I think Carrie’s character is the one I’m rooting for. :popcorn:

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15 minutes ago, SLAYing said:

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I Love her 🫠

Same! She was so good in both seasons of Sex Education! The only two seasons of Sex Education that exist

 

6 minutes ago, Juniper said:

OMG YES and I remember saying to myself that no doubt she’s a trumpist just seconds before she was outed. I think Carrie’s character is the one I’m rooting for. :popcorn:

Oh yes for suuree. She's immediately more likeable. Less vapid and more down to earth, real, relatable. Idc that she's insecure and messy she's the best one and I can't wait to see her explode and tell the other two how shallow they are 

Watching every episode like

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I love the slow build up. Feeling the underlying tension everywhere. Under the monkeys watch. The way they observe it all from their trees, looking like the only wise beings around.

Trying to avoid the spoilers in this thread (!) having not watched ep 4 still. Big fan of TWL, sexy Michelle, balding Walton (great psycho moment with the snakes) and miss buckteeth !

Can't wait to see the madness to finally burst out !

Paranoïa seems to develop very fast in this type of holiday communities. Echoing La Plage with Leonardo years ago...

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9 minutes ago, Neroneau said:

Gaitok … my boiiiii … ummm … what’s going on w u ??

Ah yes. Forgot that one. So strange and funny !

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Parker Posey, the legend that you are!!! Every word that leaves her mouth is iconic!! Something about the Southern accent or her choice of cadence is hilarious to me.

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2 hours ago, hELXIG said:

maybe the twist it that Lochlan will get laid but Saxon won't :laughga:

Isn’t Lochlan gay tho?

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