The God of the Gays Has Returned! How often have you heard/watched Abracadabra?

[Jarvin 1,354]

**GAYS, WE NEED TO TALK.**  

Abracadabra isn’t just a song—it’s a religious experience. This woman really woke up and said, “Let me drop the greatest music video of my career,” and we are NOT worthy. The visuals? Cinematic perfection. The choreography? Unholy levels of slay. The drama? Shakespeare WISHES.  

I have this masterpiece on loop 20 to 30 times a day—and the video? Watched multiple times daily, obviously. If I go missing, just know I’ve transcended into the Abracadabra universe, living my best ethereal gay fantasy.  

Now be honest, girls, gays, and theys, how many times have YOU watched? Are your wigs still intact, or are we all permanently bald? The God of the Gays has spoken, and I fear we may never recover.

Edited 2 hours ago by Jarvin

[Cameltoe Chariot 14,676]

I think my play count is AT LEAST in the 200-300 range lol 

[Catnikko 14,208]

i warch it multiple times a day  and not even because im trying to inflate its numbers, just because i actually want to

[southpaw773 2,767]

Bits of this song are playing in my head through out the day I can’t stop 

[MountainMonster 74]

It’s a slay, kween. Boots the house down for the gawwwds, shontae you stay, amirite henny!?

 

but for reals… it’s truly a reawakening. 

[Jarvin 1,354]

1 hour ago, Catnikko said:

i warch it multiple times a day  and not even because im trying to inflate its numbers, just because i actually want to

EXACTLY GIRL. It still shakes me up!!