Teletubby 134,501 Posted Wednesday at 12:23 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:23 PM In the most basic sense, a “khia” is a nobody, an irrelevant person. Beyoncé is canonically not a khia; neither is Taylor Swift, though she occasionally exhibits khia behavior. A khia is a pop girl who people talk about, but who no one seems to care about culturally. Here are contexts in which you might have encountered “khia,” assuming you’re homosexual (culturally or actually), under 30, and active on X: In a tweet commending a next-gen pop artist who’s been blowing up (“she had a one way ticket out of the khia asylum,” proclaims a Tate McCrae fan, posting a clip from her “greedy” music video) or dismissive response to a purportedly overhyped artist’s success (“Gracie Abrams is a khia and the only reason ppl listen to her is bc she is a taychild,” “taychild” meaning Taylor Swift pupil) or nostalgic remembrance of a time when a pop star enjoyed more niche status (“local takes like this is exactly why I want Carly Rae Jepsen to remain khia forever”). A textbook case of khia-dom: In 2014, a then 23-year-old Rita Ora, who’d been struggling to take hold in the United States, tweeted that she’d release new music if she got 100,000 retweets. She got a pittance of that engagement, summarily deleted the tweet, then feebly alleged that she’d gotten hacked, which absolutely no one believed. Men are rarely called khias, with the exception of perhaps Lil Nas X. The meaning and application of “khia” has evolved to accommodate differences in artist intention. Nicki Minaj and pop-culture stan account @Yslonika proffered Lana Del Rey as someone who is still considered successful even if she does not chart: “She’s not considered a khia because she’s a staple in pop culture.” Being a “khia” may not be about stats so much as integrity and vision. https://www.thecut.com/article/what-is-a-khia-pop-music-slang-internet-explainer.html i love 🐀 1 12 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownery 3,551 Posted Wednesday at 12:44 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:44 PM I think it's funny on Twitter, but this sh*t in the press 💀 8 14 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotLikeMexico 4,447 Posted Wednesday at 12:51 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:51 PM They better not be coming for Queen Khia. My neck my back is iconic 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 24,032 Posted Wednesday at 12:56 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:56 PM (edited) That's how I feel about them tbh, Katy Perry, Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter... People will listen to their music if it's bops else they don't give a **** about them Edited Wednesday at 12:56 PM by Lucas 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nATAH 42,348 Posted Wednesday at 12:58 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:58 PM 34 minutes ago, Teletubby said: neither is Taylor Swift, though she occasionally exhibits khia behavior. mother, what must i do? 3 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teletubby 134,501 Posted Wednesday at 01:08 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 01:08 PM 6 minutes ago, Lucas said: Sabrina Carpenter. she is outside the khia asylum. her album sold over 360k in the first week and still charts in the top 5 on Billboard 200. i love 🐀 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuyTony 29,070 Posted Wednesday at 01:12 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:12 PM I’m glad they didn’t mention Gaga - CBT film ( it’s acclaimed), JFAD, Harlequin, Disease (it’s also acclaimed… 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 41,962 Posted Wednesday at 01:13 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:13 PM I reported this thread for slander against Rita Ora. She was a VICTIM of HACKING and you use that to make jokes about the Queen of Pop? Its discussing to be honest and I will stand for it If Rita is a khia then she is probably the corrupt prison warden or something Katy's legacy as an icon will always prevent her from not being a khia IMO. Dua 100% fits though. buy bionic 1 11 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalguru 949 Posted Wednesday at 03:39 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:39 PM I hate seeing the media embrace the toxic discourse from stan Twitter just to drive clicks and boost numbers—remember when Vulture did this? Classic clickbait. Music listeners need to stop acting like they own record labels. It’s exhausting and just another symptom of how we internalize capitalist dynamics on a personal level. Honestly, I can’t imagine people obsessed with charts listening to anything outside mainstream pop—it’s like their taste begins and ends with whatever’s trending. Such a narrow, stifling way to engage with music. Enough with this ****. 5 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neroneau 898 Posted Wednesday at 03:51 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:51 PM Azealia Banks not a khia then 📝 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Very Gaga Holida 20,558 Posted Wednesday at 04:34 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 04:34 PM Beyoncé’s impact is sooo overrated 2 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafBug 7,267 Posted Wednesday at 05:00 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:00 PM (edited) 1 hour ago, Neroneau said: Azealia Banks not a khia then 📝 Azealia Banks belongs in a mental asylum but her musical talents far surpass that of her “peers”. I don’t think she’ll ever be a true khia. Edited Wednesday at 05:05 PM by LeafBug 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIM820 1,755 Posted Wednesday at 05:02 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:02 PM I hate even using the name, but people really dilute who a “khia” truly is and then it just makes no sense. A khia IS NOT someone who is still getting top 10 albums and going on arena and stadium level tours. If we group them with artists who can’t crack the top 20 and are only playing small venues, then what does it even mean? I find it really off putting anyways seeing white gays use a black woman’s name in such a joking negative way. Men, no matter the sexuality, always find a way to be misogynistic like it’s their second nature- even when they’re doing it in appreciation of other women. Gross. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 94,541 Posted Wednesday at 05:05 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:05 PM I’m too old for this If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKindnessKunt1999 5,707 Posted Wednesday at 05:22 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:22 PM (edited) 14 hours ago, HotLikeMexico said: They better not be coming for Queen Khia. My neck my back is iconic Sadly, the term “Khia” was inspired by Khia herself. OT: Hopefully, that term stays on Stan Twitter and doesn’t make it to Pop Culture/real life. A lot of these “Khias” are more successful than the people who live in their Mom’s basement calling others Khias. Edited Thursday at 03:13 AM by DrKindnessKunt1999 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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