Bumping into Gaga: how would you react hypothetically?

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,725]

Setting up the scene:

Imagine you’re in a small, family-owned supermarket in Malibu, browsing for groceries. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot Gaga quietly shopping for San Marzano canned tomatoes and Chinese broccoli. How would you react? Would you fan-girl? Leave her alone and continue shopping? Or maybe calmly approach her and mention that you’re a fan of her music?

I’ve been thinking about this because of the boundaries Gaga set with Little Monsters and how she distanced herself during the ARTPOP era after certain fans dragged the album and Gaga and other events that led her to step back from fans and the online world.

Also, with artists like Doja Cat and Chappell Roan speaking out about certain Stan behaviors, it makes me wonder—how should we act if we meet our idols?

[Onlygaga 1,146]

I wouldn’t know how to react I’d probably just:

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,725]

1 minute ago, Onlygaga said:

I wouldn’t know how to react I’d probably just:

You would sing a duet with Gaga and ask her to sing the Bruno parts? 

[LaLa 19,105]

Honestly, I would feel faint, stop breathing, and turn and run out of the store for fear that she would look at me and KNOW I was a straight-up psycho  

I could not be cool, calm, or normal, I could not get one word out to speak to her, I know this for a fact and would not put either of us in that situation 

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,725]

7 minutes ago, LaLa said:

Honestly, I would feel faint, stop breathing, and turn and run out of the store for fear that she would look at me and KNOW I was a straight-up psycho  

I could not be cool, calm, or normal, I could not get one word out to speak to her, I know this for a fact and would not put either of us in that situation 

I know how you feel ijbol

Unfortunately, that’s how I reacted when I saw her back when she invited Little Monsters to be extras for ASIB, minus the fainting. She looked overstimulated. Granted, I was jumping up and down and I was a foot taller than her at the time. 
 

I was wearing a blue shirt. Oh also, she sang an acapella snippet of You and I, but nobody was able to record that apparently. 

Edited November 5 by DrKindnessKunt1999

[Lord Axel 558]

I would definitely be sweating the most I've ever sweat in my whole life LOL but I would somehow get over my anxiety and go talk to her, even if it's for like 30 seconds - I would absolutely NOT let that opportunity slide

[Ashley 8,628]

I would maybe ask about something she’s looking at or buying and try to have a normal conversation. I know she loves when people don’t recognize her.

[GregJA 4,942]

I really am not sure lol. I'd probably be too surprised that by the time I fully realized... she'd be gone lol 

[Hennycomb 3,121]

I'd probably have an Eureka on RPDR S9 moment. I know we're weary of approaching her because of all that we know regarding her relationship with the public, but I get the sense that she knows who is who, she can feel who sees her as just an opportunity for a celebrity photo and who REALLY loves her.

[Onlygaga 1,146]

22 minutes ago, DrKindnessKunt1999 said:

You would sing a duet with Gaga and ask her to sing the Bruno parts? 

Well, yes! But, no I would just die with a smile 

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,725]

9 minutes ago, Ashley said:

I would maybe ask about something she’s looking at or buying and try to have a normal conversation. I know she loves when people don’t recognize her.

Imagine you ask her for her name and mispronounce it on purpose just to show how much you don’t recognize her. Call her Ashley or something. 

[Ouranos 673]

[Hennycomb 3,121]

2 minutes ago, DrKindnessKunt1999 said:

Imagine you ask her for her name and mispronounce it on purpose just to show how much you don’t recognize her. Call her Ashley or something. 

Or go even further "hey, hi, you work here, right? Could you show me where are the baby carrots?"

[DrKindnessKunt1999 5,725]

4 minutes ago, Hennycomb said:

Or go even further "hey, hi, you work here, right? Could you show me where are the baby carrots?"

[sarahb 16,286]

Stand there and let my fear of looking like an idiot and my fear of regret fight it out