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Gaby15
4 minutes ago, ImMatt said:

I'd love to know the behind the scenes of how the post came about. I imagine it went something like this...

Gaga gets phone call on a Sunday afternoon from Bobby..."Oh **** Michael, Bobby's calling".

Gaga picks up phone.

"Hey Gaga, it's Bobby. We've decided you should post a picture to show you're happy and alive as the fans are concerned you've put out a single and not said anything."

Gaga replies: "What, you want me to do this now Bobby? It's Sunday afternoon"

Bobby: "I know Gaga, but the fans want to see you're alive and well"

"But I am alive and well"

"Yes, but the fans don't know that"

Gaga hangs up the phone and turns to Michael. "OK, Michael, I need to take some smiling pictures for Bobby to post on Instagram to prove I'm alive. What's that? Yes, I know it's a Sunday afternoon. He's worried because the song is falling on Spotify and he thinks I might flop like Katy Perry."

Michael: "But I liked Woman's World"

Gaga: "Yes, I know you did but no one else did. Let's just take the pictures, put up a fun caption about me being happy and that'll keep people quiet until next week when we put out the video."

Michael finds room. Gaga takes pictures. Pictures are sent to Bobby.

Bobby: "Why's there a fire extinguisher in the background?"

Gaga: "Because we've still got it left over from the Chromatica Ball when health and safety told us we needed one in case the 60ft flames did damage'

Bobby: "OK, that's fine. The pictures are great. We'll post it and then I'll see what GagaDaily is saying..." 

:thriller:

I noticed the fire extinguisher too :nooo:

(but after Taylor's kitchen fire, I'm not surprised at anything)

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nATAH

some of you better feel some real shame and guilt rn, i've never witnessed such f*ckery on this website before

mother, what must i do?
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domixwodix

oh god the things i would do for her 🥹 cute little angel i can't

it's sort of like, my past is an unfinished painting..
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nATAH
4 minutes ago, domixwodix said:

oh god the things i would do for her 🥹 cute little angel i can't

the things i would do for you cus you are fine as f*ck i had to say it

mother, what must i do?
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Ashley
44 minutes ago, A Very Gaga Holida said:

Also the pic is months old, I can’t tell exactly when it was but I’m sure we’ve already seen a pic from the exact same day before :firega:

Edit: isn’t it from her birthday, the video where she spits on her cake?

The jacket is the same but her hair is styled differently, I think the pic is recent.

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codymonster
40 minutes ago, thomasFr said:

I love these posts she makes from time to time for the last two years basically gentely saying « go **** yourselves for always complaining » :ladyhaha:

 

i love for it. Some fans should take notes on that :trollga:

For real lmao. It’s giving emergency crisis worker who is over the dramatic **** from her client, but has to be a positive professional and choose her words very carefully to keep her client stable.

Folks, we’re better than this. :cryga:We’re stanning one of the most talented women on the planet right now :cryga: Let’s stop being so embarrassing :traumatica:

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CautiousLurker
1 hour ago, ceminay said:

She’s definitely being shady at these ungrateful fans.

I log off for two days, busy on the weekend, relaxing like most people, and come back to see all these meltdowns. She released a great song on Friday, it’s Sunday. You guys need to touch grass.

AND THEY DESERVE THIS SHADE AND THE SOME!

Idk how aware she is of the meltdowns on here, I pray to God she's not clued in too much, but also if this is meant to be shade to those fans, she went about it in the most endearing way possible and I- :bradley:

She's so good to us, she IS mother and we don't deserve her but I'm so glad that despite all we still have her and she's always kind and gracious regardless is my point :traumatica:

 

Men are naturally more dominating, aggressive, and logical thinking because we have balls.
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Ladle Ghoulash
1 hour ago, FutureIllusion said:

Y'all happy now? 💀

Gaga came and changed those babies‘ diapers up REAL quick 

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Jase

Oh she's definitely seen the Little Moaners out in full force. I apologize on their behalf, Mom. :bradley:

In other news, "I'm so grateful and overwhelmed at your love for Disease" sent me. :toofunny: :air: 

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Ladle Ghoulash
1 hour ago, codymonster said:

We need to start screenshooting the meltdowns, adding them to a mega thread so we can see the flip floppy fans every time Gaga does something/the GP reacts to something. It’s absolutely insane behaviour :messga:

But, so happy she’s happy. Loving the single and can’t wait to experience the video/performance and the rest of the whole album :cryga:

Bring back tarring and feathering in the public square!

Bostonians_Paying_the_Excise-man_or_Tarr

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bionic
Just now, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Bring back tarring and feathering in the public square!

Bostonians_Paying_the_Excise-man_or_Tarr

that icon on the right with her blue cardigan, pink hat and cunty white/red scarf is how i look every time i read a new 'disease can be saved!!!' thread

buy bionic
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ModernEcstasy

Omg. Seeing this made me feel somewhat emotional. I love her!
I’m so happy that she acknowledged the situation at hand, but most importantly because we can now just get on with enjoying the music. 

The “Happy Halloween” definitely makes it seem as though the MV is coming on 31st 

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Ladle Ghoulash
Just now, bionic said:

that icon on the right with her blue cardigan, pink hat and cunty white/red scarf is how i look every time i read a new 'disease can be saved!!!' thread

She really is serving 17th century NB realness with that granny fit and the condom cap. Slay, sis! 

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macca
2 minutes ago, ModernEcstasy said:

Omg. Seeing this made me feel somewhat emotional. I love her!
I’m so happy that she acknowledged the situation at hand, but most importantly because we can now just get on with enjoying the music. 

The “Happy Halloween” definitely makes it seem as though the MV is coming on 31st 

You should’ve been getting on with it and enjoying the music with or without her post :iamfair:

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