RAMROD 104,132 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 (edited) Drifting through the winds of popular culture and probably wanting to start again at least occasionally, it seems reasonable to assume that in 2024, Katy Perry feels like a plastic bag. It’s dumbfounding that at this critical juncture in her career, 143 is the record she is releasing. Despite reuniting with writer-producer Dr. Luke in an ostensible search for past glory, 143sounds phoned in. The material here is so devoid of anything distinguishing that it makes one suspicious it’s a troll or cynical attempt for the campy realm of so bad it’s good. No stranger to a thrashing, Perry might as well have transformed into a fish, jumped into a barrel, and told critics, “Shoot me!” Regardless of intent, it’s possible to read this album as a metatext on the disposability of so much pop. 143 is Perry saying, “Nothing matters,” except instead of a “lol” preceding it, it’s a heart-hand emoji. 143 is a very confident album, but after one highly scrutinized flop and an entirely ignored one (which is more tragic?), said confidence is misplaced and comes without real swagger. There’s nothing about Perry’s voice that suggests she’s right for an album of straight dance music, even if that's not exactly what 143is—she’s prone to Broadway-ish belting with the slightest, whitest vibrato and emotionally, there’s a consistent edge to Perry’s voice that often sounds angry or stressed. The causal rage paired well with the guitars that characterized her early hits and gradually evaporated from her sound. How little Perry has to say is stunning. Four decades of female experience (and six writers) yield generic girl-power sentiment like: “Sexy, confident/So intelligent/She is heaven-sent/So soft, so strong.” Perry sings “Woman’s World” with the deliberateness English speakers use when trying to convey something to someone who doesn’t speak the language. When she does weave evocative imagery, the vibes are off. “Say the right thing, maybe you can be/Crawlin’ on mе like a centipedе,” is supposed to be a come-on in the horny “Gimme Gimme” but yuck, who wants bugs in their bed? “Lifetimes,” whose rolling pianos are supposed to evoke rave but end up sounding like slightly sped up Rhye, pays tribute to her daughter in a string of choruses that all say the same thing: “I’ll love you for life,” “I’m gonna love you till the end,” and “Baby you and me for infinity.” The tension-and-release low end of the track yields not drops but gentle puts. This is kiddie-coaster EDM. The guests here—Kim Petras, Doechii, JID, and 21 Savage—seem at best obliged, at worst blackmailed. Max Martin nabs a co-production credit on the Petras-featuring “Unholy” rip-off “Gorgeous,” and it has not a lick of that special Martin spice. 21 Savage drops some of his worst-ever bars, which is actually a feat given his record, but at least his contribution deprives Perry of being responsible for 143’s worst lines, though barely—in the “E.T.” rip-off about A.I., she sings, “I’m just a prisoner in your prison.” Like Witness, 143 is a spectacular flop, but it’s a strange one—like one of those restaurants that looks nice and has an expensive menu but serves food so mid as to be insulting. It’s worse than awful. At least awful is something you can direct your rage at, deriving catharsis in the process. Aside from some fleeting hellacious decisions, like the jump scare of a warbling child’s voice that opens the cloying final track “Wonder,” 143 is mostly just…there. The flop cycle is a hard thing to get out of. For one thing, popularity begets popularity. Absent that kind of momentum, a dimmed star needs a once-in-a-career single like “We Belong Together” or “What’s Love Got to Do With It” to shake her from her funk. 143 has no such undeniable classic. So now what? Consider what occurs to one’s sense of self when universal praise dries up—that kind of identity-dissolution is woven into 143’s chintzy fabric. One day you’re ablaze, burning yourself into corneas the world over. Then you’re just a smoky outline of what you once were. And then you’ve disappeared entirely. Just like a firework. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/katy-perry-143/ Edited September 24 by RAMROD (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘞𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 17 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ 19 2 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyjeddy 1,305 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 too high But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 57,122 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Surprised it's not 1.43 24 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hijadeputa 3,482 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 4.5 of 10 right? Not 4.5 of 5? Either way it’s too high Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitleysingur 13,735 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 (edited) The fact that even a 4.5 from Pitchfork will bring up her Metacritics score Edited September 24 by Vitleysingur Dreams of you and me are in the dirt. 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMF 3,122 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 (edited) That review was so harsh yet sadly I do agree. Edited September 24 by OMF 3 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonBaetens 6,745 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 My god they kicked her while she was down. But I can’t say I disagree. when you're lonely, I'll be lonely too / https://www.last.fm/user/SimonBaetens 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughhouse Dandy 8,398 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 This era has been wild to witness™️ This is my Hannah Montana™️ lipgloss. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyjeddy 1,305 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 16 minutes ago, Vitleysingur said: The fact that even a 4.5 from Pitchfork will bring up her Metacritics score watch it go down to 3.5 by tomorrow But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler k 4,759 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 deserved mmmy name ~isn't~ aliceee 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nATAH 42,316 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, RAMROD said: The guests here—Kim Petras, Doechii, JID, and 21 Savage—seem at best obliged, at worst blackmailed. mother, what must i do? 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanDante 5,848 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Missed opportunity for 4.3 I'm not very good with Social Mediaᵀᴹ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinWright 1,523 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, RAMROD said: Like Witness, 143 is a spectacular flop, but it’s a strange one—like one of those restaurants that looks nice and has an expensive menu but serves food so mid as to be insulting. It’s worse than awful. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantasmas 9,927 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 But is it better than EMOTION?? Spoiler no 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout19 10,452 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 i really think this will be her last album Vino cu noi în bucătărie, adu cu tine și o farfurie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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