Taylor Swift restocks 65k signed The Tortured Poets Department CD for US fans only

[Snorlax 6,094]

Can someone do the math how long it would take her to sign 65k copies lol

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Is TTPD's 1342th variance a threat to LG7?

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2 minutes ago, Snorlax said:

Can someone do the math how long it would take her to sign 65k copies lol

Let’s say she operates at WARP SPEED with no breaks & call it 2 seconds per signature.. that’s 130,000 seconds = 2,166.667 minutes = 36.111 hours

if she signs those things for 8 hours a day with NO BREAKS at ALL in the midst of those 8 hours.. it would take just over 4 and a half days to do it 

……. and it’s definitely going to take way longer than that

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5 hours ago, ProfessionalClown said:

at least people get theirs.

 

i waited 6 months for my chromatica signed cd and it never came

i got mine and it was one letter scribbled 

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4 hours ago, Onlygaga said:

There is no way in hell she actually signed that many, right? That’s so much writing . 

A machine signed for her. I would only believe it was really signed by an artist if it was 1k copies. Her time is too valuable to sit and sign any amount of albums.

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2 hours ago, weed said:

Y'all, she is setting up Swifties for generational wealth. In 20 years, they can sell these copies for $5k each! 

She'll be clogging the used vinyl bins like Barbra Streisand for generations to come.

[Onlygaga 1,419]

1 hour ago, culturalbaptism said:

A machine signed for her. I would only believe it was really signed by an artist if it was 1k copies. Her time is too valuable to sit and sign any amount of albums.

Most definitely. Chromatica didn’t even have that many signed copies and mine is literally just a half scribbled check mark shape, but I cherish that more because it makes it more accurate and not like a robot signed it 

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5 hours ago, Lucas said:

I can't believe people are stupid enough to believe SHE signed the CDs. This is 65,000 in addition to the thousands she signed before. Bullshit!

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2 hours ago, Snorlax said:

Can someone do the math how long it would take her to sign 65k copies lol

if it took 5 seconds to sign 1 copy then it would take 90 hours of continuous signing  (i think)

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As if she signed these  anyone who believes that is so gullible.

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5 hours ago, Catnikko said:

if it took 5 seconds to sign 1 copy then it would take 90 hours of continuous signing  (i think)

That's 11 business days, no way she would lost that amount of time signing copies. Her time is more valuable than that...

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5 hours ago, MessyTop said:

I love how this signature showcases her effort in her pop career. 

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6 hours ago, MessyTop said:

I mean, at least this proves she actually touched the pen and ran over the paper. There’s no way in hell TS actually had any of the copies in hand unless TS stands for a dude called Taylor Smith who works for her label. 

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13 hours ago, Onlygaga said:

There is no way in hell she actually signed that many, right? That’s so much writing . 

Especially seeing that home girl has been touring for over a year. I wonder if they use some kind of stamping method of her actual written signature with which they transfer it on the CDs looking like real writing...

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2 hours ago, HermioneT said:

I wonder if they use some kind of stamping method of her actual written signature with which they transfer it on the CDs looking like real writing...

they are probably handwritten by someone so they don't look identical. auto-pen is easy to notice.