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A pastor and his church are making rounds on the internet because they are selling plots of land in Heaven starting from $100 per sq meter. The pastor claims that he was given permission by God in 2017. The information provided by the church shows a family of 4 ascending to a middle class house in heaven. Buyers can pay via American Express, Visa and its also available on installments

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/spanish-church-sells-land-in-heaven-for-100/-sq-meter-biggest-real-estate-deal-on-planet-article-111217257

Their facebook page now claims to have been made 'just for fun'. 

https://www.facebook.com/iglesiadelfinaldelostiemposoficial

However this news was not denied by them.

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Red

Luther did not start the Protestant Reform for this 

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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Pandacadabra

This reminds me of the church in our town asking for money so that the priest and his devotees will include them on their daily prayer. 

The sad thing is people fall for these things out of "faith".

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Blackout19

so being a bottom all my life, I can still go in Heaven?! :flutter:

i am a free woman. ○●
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6 minutes ago, A Real Panda said:

This reminds me of the church in our town asking for money so that the priest and his devotees will include them on their daily prayer. 

And they said a Patreon for religion wasn't possible.

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Jenina

"We got a whole lot of money, but we still pay rent cause you can't buy a house in Heaven" Looks like that is no longer true 

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PunkTheFunk
1 hour ago, Blackout19 said:

so being a bottom all my life, I can still go in Heaven?! :flutter:

No, I think God has another place in mind for you...somewhere warm...

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Decodekid

I'm sorry but things like this can't make me sympathize or take religion seriously I'm sorry if that's problematic but :air:

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Pandacadabra
1 hour ago, Togekiss said:

So we don’t have to pay rent anymore? :huntyga:

I see what you did there

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RebeldeFaith

All the **** you gotta do to make sure to go to the promised land and all you get is a middle class house? For all eternity? :oprah:

Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza?
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Blackout19
1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

No, I think God has another place in mind for you...somewhere warm...

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i am a free woman. ○●
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