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I don’t listen to Perfect Illusion, like, at all. I’ve always heard the joke that there’s a fart noise in it but always thought the girls and gays were exaggerating and mainly trying to be funny in a depreciating way. I always went along with it even though I never heard it.
Well, the song came on shuffle and I listened to it in full for the first time in Apple Music’s high quality with my high quality earphones and b*tch…that was WET. 

YOU WERE SO PER 💨 💦 FECT :icant:

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Nutella

Sometimes I think I would rather listen to an album full of gas being passed, than to anything on Joanne

Except DIC

isso-horse-back-riding.gif

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JazzGa

Gurl I just re-watched the video just so I could try and hear the legendary fart and I heard NOTHING :saladga:

Maybe it's the sh*t laptop speakers?

Can you timestamp the fart pls? lol

I've taken a few dips in the lady pond
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PMM
32 minutes ago, JessFletch said:

Sometimes I think I would rather listen to an album full of gas being passed, than to anything on Joanne

Except DIC

isso-horse-back-riding.gif

i am so sorry for yu but there are a lot of great trakc son Joanne

Joanne + John Wayne
DIC
Sinner's prayer
Angel Donw
Just Another Slay 

I Am a Joke
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Bronco
33 minutes ago, JessFletch said:

Sometimes I think I would rather listen to an album full of gas being passed, than to anything on Joanne

Except DIC

isso-horse-back-riding.gif

DIC & JW*

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LateToCult
Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, JazzGa said:

Gurl I just re-watched the video just so I could try and hear the legendary fart and I heard NOTHING :saladga:

Maybe it's the sh*t laptop speakers?

Can you timestamp the fart pls? lol

The “perfect” at 2:48

That’s the timestamp on Apple Music. Idk about YouTube.

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starcell

Oh my god I thought this was a meme/troll for the longest time because I didn’t hear it, now that I’ve really focussed in I can’t ****ing unhear it 

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cachapatratorian

It's just the pronunciation of the "f" in the word perfect and the buildup of saliva in Gagita's mouth :hor:

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clownery
59 minutes ago, JessFletch said:

Sometimes I think I would rather listen to an album full of gas being passed, than to anything on Taylor Swift's discography 

Except Red

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Fixed it for me 

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River

oops :messga:

I could play the moderator, I can ban you, die sis.
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Spartacus
29 minutes ago, JazzGa said:

Can you timestamp the fart pls? lol

It's too early in the day for this... :awkney:

-𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐌𝐀™
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JohnnyVersace
58 minutes ago, PMM said:

i am so sorry for yu but there are a lot of great trakc son Joanne

lady-gaga-ignore-her-she-drinks.gif

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Moonlight on Water

that's definitely saliva build up

she/her
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NymphetaGold

What are you guys talking abouttta

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