LateToCult 40,288 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Title kinda clickbaity hehe đ¤ But I couldnât fit âTwilight director says sheâd cast Jacob Elordi and Jenna Ortega todayâ Jacob would be miles better than Rob was (in my fantasy) but he still falls into the âlooks like a man about to hit 30â category. Jenna would be fantastic and I can see her as a good Bella. OMG Iâm gonna be SEATED when this show premieres.  Who do yâall want to see as the iconic Edward and Bella? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafBug 7,853 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Jacob will look like a tower next to Jenna.  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 108,397 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 will they use the fake baby again? His fart felt like a kiss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 11,993 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Omg yes please! Iâd give anything for this to happen! TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // Chromatica World Tour 9.8.22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivannn 1,081 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Enough with the reboots!!!! Who is even watching those things anymore?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 40,288 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Ivannn said: Enough with the reboots!!!! Who is even watching those things anymore?? Me and @Flippy, heifer 16 minutes ago, Flippy said: Omg yes please! Iâd give anything for this to happen! When the director gets inspired by Euphoria and the first shot is Edward snorting a line off Jessicaâs tiddies at a party and the last one is Bella taking backshots from Mike as Edward watches from outside her window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 11,993 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: Me and @Flippy, heifer When the director gets inspired by Euphoria and the first shot is Edward snorting a line off Jessicaâs tiddies at a party and the last one is Bella taking backshots from Mike as Edward watches from outside her window. You bet I'd watch that in a heartbeat And omg not the Euphoria inspiration  I'm here for it! I just want to see Emmett again TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // Chromatica World Tour 9.8.22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 40,288 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Flippy said: You bet I'd watch that in a heartbeat And omg not the Euphoria inspiration  I'm here for it! I just want to see Emmett again Emmet/Rosalie/Edward threesome episode 4. Yup. Yup! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyduck 1,314 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 The actor who played Robb Stark should be Jacob. Jenna isn't really Bella material soie đ keep on looking for Psyduck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 11,993 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, LateToCult said: Emmet/Rosalie/Edward threesome episode 4. Yup. Yup! TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // Chromatica World Tour 9.8.22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 40,288 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Psyduck said: The actor who played Robb Stark should be Jacob. Ainât that man 40 and gay? Wait a minuteâŚI see your visionâŚyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 42,059 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, LateToCult said:  Jacob would be miles better than Rob was (in my fantasy) but he still falls into the âlooks like a man about to hit 30â category.  I agree with this wholeheartedly (athough I love that Rob hates Twilight now it's so funny. He even actively hated it when he was in it) but why do they always cast fu.cking 30 year old men as TEENAGERS, when if they make 5 movies it will take them 6 years and they will get even older.. when they're supposed to be immortal beings. Like wtf?? What's wrong with casting an actual young looking handsome guy? A pet peeve of mine is when they cast fully grown men as teenagers. Like even 6'5 Jacob Elordi wouldn't have looked like a grown man at 17 (I'd imagine Timothee Chalamet except I know a lot of people would be mad that he's not tall and muscly  ) I'll be myself until they fĹŤcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 40,288 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Helxig said: (I'd imagine Timothee Chalamet except I know a lot of people would be mad that he's not tall and muscly  ) Iâd be on the frontlines (Twitter/X) protesting the casting of that twink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 42,059 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, LateToCult said: Iâd be on the frontlines (Twitter/X) protesting the casting of that twink. EXACTLY hahahaha The funny thing is I was a senior in high school during the Twilight book hype (all my friends were reading it) and then around as the movies were coming out. I remember back in the day the fan dream-castings were jawline twinks like Timothee and when Rob was announced there was backlash  From an old article:  "Fans revolted immediately. They were furious over the surprise casting of a relative unknown who failed to live up to their idea of the immaculate demigod from their bookâs dog-eared pages. By the time Pattinsonâs mother told him sheâd read online that her only son was wretched and ugly and had the face of a gargoyle, the author found herself awash in guilt. âI apologized to Rob,â says Meyer, âfor ruining his life.â" I'll be myself until they fĹŤcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
 bionic 46,102 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 this is the last thing an audience needs and the actors' careers need stream ritacadabra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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