Lana Del Rey's Dissertation Becoming Viral For Telling The Future

[RAMROD 111,148]

Her messy 3 years old post

 

And it really goes in order  

 

 

 

 

Nicki & Yoncé next

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[JoanneMonster 9,035]

Nicki already got hers, B is next

[RAMROD 111,148]

20 minutes ago, JoanneMonster said:

Nicki already got hers, B is next

Oh? What happened to Nicki?

[holy scheisse 22,422]

The way she was canceled for this being racist when it never was at all lolll

[Ladle Ghoulash 28,786]

“I’m folk, I’m jazz, I’m blue, I’m green…regrettably, also a white woman”

[Controversiaga 12,006]

I ain’t reading all that- what is the major takeaway lol 

[Ziggy 12,196]

If you do it backwards, Beyoncé’s foot surgery would be issue #1

[Pablo 7,964]

Where was I when the original post was made, Lana, that was messy!!

[27monster27 14,118]

46 minutes ago, RAMROD said:

Oh? What happened to Nicki?

I think it was when she was getting called out for attacking her husbands accuser.

[SlowLoris 1,088]

Her reputation has never recovered from this messiness 

[SlowLoris 1,088]

But also, what happened to Doja and Ariana that makes this prophesy true?

[dopega 3,762]

2 hours ago, SlowLoris said:

But also, what happened to Doja and Ariana that makes this prophesy true?

both got cancelled on twitter last week 

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I love how a random account made the fake Kehlani broken leg post and everyone just ran with it (pun wasn't intended but it is now )

[hELXIG 43,660]

I don't see a prophecy here   I was really expecting something more juicy than a list of popstars names. Inevitably something is going to happen to every pop star  

Off topic but omg.. reading this post again years later I just realised she actually said "I'm not not a feminist" double negative, meaning she's saying she is a feminist   I feel bad now because I remember thinking at the time she was renouncing feminism because my brain skipped the double-up. But she's saying people call her 'not feminist' and she's renouncing that title