Does Gaga have what it takes to become a... straw hat pirate?

[Starmie25 14,345]

Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Sanji, Chopper, Usopp, Robinson etc are a pretty tight unit.

however, what if they added another member to their squad, maybe an Italian lady who also dresses up in Meat and promotes online kindness. That's right, I truly believe Lady Gaga would be a great asset to the straw hat pirates 

Gaga is quite the chameleon and would bring a whole lot to the pirate dynamic me thinks. I bet she'd be mates with Robin and Chopper first too.

Her resume and skills are stacked ngl - 

 

She can fly a plane (similar to a boat)

She's very athletic, jumping from stadiums and such 

She's not afraid to conjure up spells

She can perform 

She has a large nose (sorry usopp)

She can serve

She can create alternate realties

She can speak fake German

She has extensive knowledge on Greek history

She's had experience on the battle field

She can shoot bullets from her heels

She can heal people through song

She can balance a lizard on her head while communicating with Satan

 

 

let me know if i missed any

[nATAH 43,881]

2 minutes ago, Staryu17 said:

She has a large nose

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[COOOK 76,406]

Luffy wants to be entertained, that's why he wanted Brook in the first place so who better to provide vocals to literally slay along Soul King? A power like mermaids luring pirates to their death through song. This Gaga would be a fierce addition to the crew:

[Starmie25 14,345]

9 hours ago, COOOK said:

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Maybe a one-off Gaga/Brook collab? I'm sure he'd get down to Shallow lol

[Starmie25 14,345]

9 hours ago, NATAH said:

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Usopp is bigger though #sorry gagz

[CoolTrainerTerry 1,306]

I see her more as a leader of the Revolutionary Army or the leader of the Kamabaka Queendom. She would definitely be a part of the Straw Hat Grand Fleet, though.