FfFfFfFF 58,343 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Archaeologists have uncovered what could be a rare example of an ancient sex toy carved from wood, found in a Roman fort known for a plethora of phallic motifs. The object was initially discovered in 1992 and rather innocently assumed to be a darning tool. But researchers are now pretty sure that it is actually a disembodied penis. Apart from a carved line at the tip that looks suspiciously like the appendage's glans, the wooden object is quite smooth, which suggests it made routine, rubbing contact with another surface. "We know that the ancient Romans and Greeks used sexual implements – this object from Vindolanda could be an example of one," says archaeologist Rob Collins from Newcastle University in England. "Use may not have been exclusively sexual or for the pleasure of the user," they explain. The ancient dildo may not have even been used for penetration. In fact, the signs of wear on the object's exterior might support clitoral stimulation better. Researchers say the artifact shows "perceptibly greater wear at either end compared to its middle". This seems to align with signs of wear on a 2,000-year-old bronze dildo found in China, although experts say it's hard to compare the patterns between such old artifacts. Although the wooden phallus from ancient Rome is "simple in form", researchers suspect it was created by the hand of a confident artist, a practiced practitioner of penises, if you will. Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/this-wooden-phallus-might-be-a-rare-2000-year-old-dildo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Pop 255 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Same sis the AuDHD polyamorous menace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emigrante 9,994 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Quintessence of Gagadaily. Some would believe that you would find here only Gaga-related content and some candids and yet you can learn things like that. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4th Time Around 5,061 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Sex toys have always been very common. Wooden ones like this would have been covered in something like olive oil by the Romans or Greeks to be used as lube. Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatellah 2,311 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 I am so glad to be informed about this. I used to feel awkward with myself because I also use wooden stuff as **** sex toys and realizing that people from thousands of years have done this too makes me feel better :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOOK 76,406 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Not archeologists taking what RuPaul left behind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaxboy 6,976 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Please name it this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlorine 47,976 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, FfFfFfFF said: Great that it comes with a beginner side and an advanced side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnick8 530 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Did they have some sort of wax or polish? Splinters… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 41,962 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 All the dookie hidden in that porous material…I just know people were dropping left and right from infections. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumiere 5,871 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 insert it ancient-city style Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster11 537 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 meet me halfway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4th Time Around 5,061 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Jnick81 said: Did they have some sort of wax or polish? Splinters… Yeah, it would have been polished. The wood was also has an especially smooth feel according to the info posted so its possible that it has not completely worn off. Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4th Time Around 5,061 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, LateToCult said: All the dookie hidden in that porous material…I just know people were dropping left and right from infections. I can't tell if you are just joking but nobody would be getting infection by using a personal sex toy or getting dookie from something that goes inside the vagina. Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherrycherrybooboo 285 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 our ancestors had it rough i know that mom and dad think im a mess but its alright because i am rich as piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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